Why...would You Want To Leave The Bog

Accurate, this is what happens

Obsessed with Dulcie canonically being some kind of sex god. I think she’d break Eddie.

Jessica Fletcher phone moments.

R.I.P. Angela Lansbury

Same energy: average day in wisconsin

I have pretty mixed feelings about my country, especially right now, and sometimes it's really nice to run across something like this on my dash and be reminded that not literally everything here is awful. Like for example, we have dorks. <3

everyone shut the fuck up and look at this snake named barcode

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my blorbo appears on screen and I start making clicking-chattering noises like a cat when a bird flies past the window

Tips for Defying the End of the World.

three years ago today, a new me was born

Helmut Moik: Dalmatian Pelican in the Danube Delta, Romania, 2003

Empty Kingdom by Fuke