So, @simpforsimeon And I Kinda Made A AU Where Twisted Wonderland, And Two Of Our OCs, Are Helluva Boss

I ship it

DearMeHeHasGoneYandere-

Snow White? More like Sass White!

Vil: Mirror Mirror on the wall who is the fairest?

Mirror: No matter how many times you ask me, it's still Snow White... tbh I don't know why you're fixated on being super pretty, humans don't last that long-

Vil: What does he have that I don't?! That's it, I'm killing him!

Mirror: You don't need to kill him, YOU NEED THERAPY! And he's gone...

Vil: there he is... look at him thinking he's so much better than me...

Evonie: if you're another Neige fanboy, I suggest you get out before I throw my shoes at you!

Vil: how dare you?! Do you know who I am?!

Evonie: you're about to be applesauce is what you are if you don't give me a moment of peace!

Every damn day he gets a confession and a stalker but for some weird reason people keep mistaking me for his lookalike! We hardly look alike!

Vil: Wait so you're not his sister? I thought you guys are related considering both of you have houses next to each other.

Evonie: I didn't have a choice! I can't just pack up and move! It's hard enough to get a house in a place where women are expected to be homemakers!

Vil:... so do you dislike Neige?

Evonie: Not him exactly but the fact he is unaware of the problems he's brought into my routine like a pied piper but for simps!

Vil: what's a simp-

Evonie: but mostly it's the damn village! I could tolerate him being hounded since it's not my business but there are weirdos who mistake me for him and I end up getting cornered by some Romeo who sends me a lock of his hair and some psycho who sends creepy love letter written in animal blood!

This is insane!!!

Vil: .... oh my god

Evonie: Ugh, I swear, the Queen living in the castle is more tolerable than having to deal with Neige's admirers everyday...

Vil: !!! Oh really?

Evonie: Yeah, I heard despite being called a Queen, he's actually a guy! Which I fully support because that means he doesn't give a crow's @ss about gender roles!

I'd pack up to live there as a servant if he tells me to.

Vil: Oh I'm sure he will

Evonie: wait what do you mean- he's gone!

--Later--

Mirror: You haven't asked me the question of who's the fairest for a few days now, don't tell me that you killed him!?

Vil: I decided against it ever since I met this lovely maiden who speaks with a tongue that scalds the mental stability.

I'm sending her a letter to come move in at the castle from now on! If anyone tries to prevent that, they will die in my way.

Mirror: Oh dear me ... he's in love! 😨

Suck it Mrs. Rosehearts-

this started as a reply to someone but got out of hand when I remembered what Trey’s unique magic does, and therefore what the cutest solution to white queen Riddle would be 🌹

and then it very quickly spiraled out of control

Love it XD

Cross: Don't kill me, I have a husband!

Nightmare: You think I care about that?

Cross: No, you misunderstand. This isn't a plea for mercy. It's a warning

Dream [kicking down the door]: ARE YOU READY TO DIE, BROTHER?!

Ryoichi had opened the closet. Ryoichi and Vil stared at each other with wide eyes and blushing as Ryoichi looked like he just got out of the shower. "Do I even want to know why you're in my closet, Vil?" Ryoichi asks, quickly grabbing his clothes.

"I miss my dorm...I miss how pretty it is!! I miss my dormmates and I miss rook and epel!! I hate it here! The ghosts won't let me sleep! And there's a weird mouse character in the mirror constantly!! It's weird!!" "...am I really this stubborn..that I rather lie to myself then fact the facts that I really don't want to go to this film school..not yet at least...I rather stay here with my friends and practice potions!! ..but...those two did upset me greatly...and I'm too stubborn to...admit defeat...ugh.." talking to himself in closet he's hiding in in ramshackle ,trying to hold in tears, hoping no one is listening to him ramble

Ic: ANYONE CAN JOIN

Dream: ew, I wouldn't date my older twin-

Cross and Killer and the same time: YOU'RE TWINS?!

Axe: If you hear weird noises at night, simply make weirder noises to assert dominance

Oh poor Reaper XD

Poor Reaps, he never knew till now 😔

@theneighborhoodmilkwomanmitts and I thought back to CPAU and how Reaper says GEE-no but Classic (aka past Geno) actually says Gen-no

So now we just have a joke that Reaper has been saying his name wrong for years and doesn't find out till literally they get married or smth DJDJ

{ ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕖𝕣(𝕤)/ℂ𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕣(𝕤): Geno Sans - Loverofpiggies | Reaper Sans - Renrink }

"I- Oh for the Great Seven's sakes, you're being too adorable, Vi..." Ryoichi muttered out. "I feel like you wanted to cling onto me." Ryoichi says as Vil looked up at him.

Currently packing bags once again, but stops midway just deciding to lay on ground, staring at ceiling instead

"Ugh..even quitting is too much work...I just want to lay here forever..what's the point in any of this.." he was definitely not acting okay and just staring at the ceiling, his hair still a mess and his clothes too, not that he cared, and he still had no makeup on, just laying on the floor instead, taking a nap instead

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