Oh No-

OH THE PURE UTTER CHAOS-

@simpforsimeon you can't tell me that Ririana wouldn't do this if she was Idia's girlfriend because she WOULD do this-

Homewrecker, husband-stealer villainess!

Idia is not going anywhere, you hear me?! You might be happy being the other woman, but I'm not happy with the pair of horns!

NOTE: I only write for female Reader, but everyone is welcome to read!

Inspired by @adrianasunderworld in this funny as hell post.

THIS HAS A SEQUEL! What if we fake married for real? (⁠ʃ⁠ƪ⁠＾⁠3⁠＾) ~★

"To give someone a pair of horns" is to cheat on them. Also, Rook gets involved because he'd absolutely adore to be part of the drama.

— (⁠╬⁠☉⁠д⁠⊙⁠)⁠⊰⁠⊹ฺ

Idia knows he's not frozen like the others, but honestly, he feels like it. He feels like even his lungs, even his heart has stopped. All because of this cute-faced npc who forced her way into a romance route with him. If he could think about it, he'd think about that horror game with the same story, but right now his mind is blank.

He has reached the point of no return. Actually dying would just reinforce his fate.

Or, at least, is what he thought. Almost as if answering to his thoughts, there's a loud noise coming from the other side of the doors, followed by footsteps.

Then the doors are thrown open by none other than (Y/N), the Ramshackle Housewarden that the school affectionately tends to call "Prefect".

She's dressed to the nines in a breathtaking wedding gown, the skirt pooling around her like God-Tier CGI, the blue accents contrasting beautifully with the pearly white of the dress, the blue roses decorating her head in a crown making her look like Persephone herself. She'd look perfect, if it weren't for the tear streaks her make-up left behind.

Wait. Tear streaks?

The silence breaks with the Prefects loud, shrill screech, a sound no one has ever thought she, the usually soft spoken and gentle Prefect, would be capable of.

"HOMEWRECKER!"

Without stopping to breath, she walks forwards, looking angrier and angrier each step taken.

"How dare you, you conniving bitch?! How dare you steal my groom! ON OUR WEDDING DAY?!" she screams at Eliza, stopping in the middle of the way to point at... at Idia himself?! "And you! You good-for-nothing two-timer! How dare you leave me waiting at the altar?!"

"Young man, I am terribly disappointed!" Professor Crewel chides from behind her, and Idia finally notices the group that actually came in with her. "I did not give you permission to marry my daughter, my first and only daughter, for you to break her heart on her happiest day!"

"Big brother! How could you! Think of your child!" Ortho chimes in, and if Idia hadn't built tear tracks on the boy himself, he would believe firmly in his tears. "Little Meg would be so sad if her daddy just left for another woman!"

"Idia, what is the meaning of this?!" it's Eliza's turn to screech, turning to him with fury in her eyes. Idia stutters a few random letters, trying to form words, just as confused as she is.

Until it clicks.

Right. Fake relationship. How could he forget one of the most cliche tropes in romance's history?

"I... I... t-this isn't what it looks like!" he finally manages to say, trying to look as desperate as he can, which is not hard considering what his fate is in case this plan fails. "I can explain!"

"Is it because of my past with Rook?! "

"Young man, you're still hung up on that, despite being the only man I've ever approved for my daughter?"

"What?!" someone yells in the crowd, but the man in question promptly enters the play as if he was born for this moment alone.

"Monsieur, I have told you this already, but I shall say it again! My dear dove's happiness is the most important to me! If she has chosen you, then my heart shall settle!" What the fuck, why is Rook so good at improv?

"I-I know!" calm down, Idia, think of this as a rhythm game and keep the beat going! "I don't... I don't want this, but this villainess wouldn't listen!"

"Wait, so this woman is telling the truth?!"

"This woman?! THIS WOMAN?! You mean his true bride?!" (Y/N) steps closer, fat crocodile tears rolling down her cheeks, smudging her make-up even more. "You- you- you husband-stealer! Know your place! You come into my house, you steal my groom and the father of my daughter-"

"I see no child-"

"Do you think I'd bring my child to see my husband's mistress?!"

"Big sister, calm down, think of the baby! Your stress levels are dangerously high!"

"WHAT BABY?!"

"Monsieur Shroud, if you do not fix this situation, I shall be taking my belle back! Do not worry, the children will not grow without a father!"

Aware, mom slapping Dust: do I have to stop being your therapist?!

Dust: ow!

Dream: We don't want any trouble!

Killer: I do, though

Aware: Killer, Dream and King Nightmare's physical bodies are copys of Blue

Dust: I'm sorry what?-

Edge: IF YOU DO THAT AGAIN, I WILL THROW YOU OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW- WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Stretch: Checking how high the drop is, to see if it's worth it

So, I have a discord server.

If the link expires, DM me and I'll send a new link.

Dust, smug smirking: I mean, I could've summoned my Gaster Blasters to blast you, but that would seem rude~

Edge: IF YOU DO THAT AGAIN, I WILL THROW YOU OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW- WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Stretch: Checking how high the drop is, to see if it's worth it

This is way more funny when you realize that Eels could change their gender-

Baby MC: Papa!

Azul: ...

Azul: Did this thing just called me "Papa"?

Jade: *chuckles* So it seems.

Baby MC: *looks at Jade* Mama!

Jade: ...

Floyd: BWAHAHAHA!

Jade and Azul: *frowns*

Azul: Look, child. We're not your parents and it's quite impossible in fact.

Baby MC: *shakes their head* No! You Papa! You Mama! *pointing at them*

Azul: Okay... *he's getting pissed*

Azul: Who is this then? *pulling Floyd*

Baby MC: Uncle Floydie!

Azul: ...

Jade: ...

Floyd: ...

Floyd: Oh no.

Riddle: So you're telling me... *tries to stop himself from laughing*... that you and Jade have a child?

Azul: Listen, Riddle. That child knows us and even called Floyd "Uncle Floydie" with no hesitation.

Jade: I don't see why we would be married though. Azul's not even my type.

Floyd: Hey, guys. Check this out. *holding Baby MC upside down*

Baby MC: *giggles*

Azul: Floyd! You little!

Riddle: ...

Riddle: I'll try reporting this to the headmage. For the meantime—pft.

Riddle: Enjoy your family reunion.

After watching Yandere Simulator YouTubers play 1980s Mode and watching A Childhood Lesson, it can make you say "oh, that makes more sense." because in 1980s Mode, after eliminating Sumire Saitozaki, Ryoba Aishi forgot to clean up a single blood stain, in A Childhood Lesson, Ryoba is teaching her and Jokichi's daughter, Ayano, how to properly get rid of blood.

Dream: Brother no!

Axe: If you hear weird noises at night, simply make weirder noises to assert dominance