Dream: Stop, Both Of You, Brother And I Are Both Engaged To You!

I ship it

DearMeHeHasGoneYandere-

Snow White? More like Sass White!

Vil: Mirror Mirror on the wall who is the fairest?

Mirror: No matter how many times you ask me, it's still Snow White... tbh I don't know why you're fixated on being super pretty, humans don't last that long-

Vil: What does he have that I don't?! That's it, I'm killing him!

Mirror: You don't need to kill him, YOU NEED THERAPY! And he's gone...

Vil: there he is... look at him thinking he's so much better than me...

Evonie: if you're another Neige fanboy, I suggest you get out before I throw my shoes at you!

Vil: how dare you?! Do you know who I am?!

Evonie: you're about to be applesauce is what you are if you don't give me a moment of peace!

Every damn day he gets a confession and a stalker but for some weird reason people keep mistaking me for his lookalike! We hardly look alike!

Vil: Wait so you're not his sister? I thought you guys are related considering both of you have houses next to each other.

Evonie: I didn't have a choice! I can't just pack up and move! It's hard enough to get a house in a place where women are expected to be homemakers!

Vil:... so do you dislike Neige?

Evonie: Not him exactly but the fact he is unaware of the problems he's brought into my routine like a pied piper but for simps!

Vil: what's a simp-

Evonie: but mostly it's the damn village! I could tolerate him being hounded since it's not my business but there are weirdos who mistake me for him and I end up getting cornered by some Romeo who sends me a lock of his hair and some psycho who sends creepy love letter written in animal blood!

This is insane!!!

Vil: .... oh my god

Evonie: Ugh, I swear, the Queen living in the castle is more tolerable than having to deal with Neige's admirers everyday...

Vil: !!! Oh really?

Evonie: Yeah, I heard despite being called a Queen, he's actually a guy! Which I fully support because that means he doesn't give a crow's @ss about gender roles!

I'd pack up to live there as a servant if he tells me to.

Vil: Oh I'm sure he will

Evonie: wait what do you mean- he's gone!

--Later--

Mirror: You haven't asked me the question of who's the fairest for a few days now, don't tell me that you killed him!?

Vil: I decided against it ever since I met this lovely maiden who speaks with a tongue that scalds the mental stability.

I'm sending her a letter to come move in at the castle from now on! If anyone tries to prevent that, they will die in my way.

Mirror: Oh dear me ... he's in love! 😨

Suck it Mrs. Rosehearts-

this started as a reply to someone but got out of hand when I remembered what Trey’s unique magic does, and therefore what the cutest solution to white queen Riddle would be 🌹

and then it very quickly spiraled out of control

OKAY SO

Floyd is more vocal than Jade, growls and hisses on occassion, depending on his mood truth to be told

His growls are dangerous sounding, meaning to ward off unwanted company and annoying students in the lounge

But with Azul and Jade? he's chirpy and soft, his purr is more raspy and deeper than Jade's, a little more stronger, mostly to help Azul calm down if he's feeling anxious or just bad in general Jade is more quiet, but chirpy, sounds coming from the back of his throat rather than his chest like his sibling He comminucates with Floyd via high chirps, that only Floyd can hear since its specialised for him With Azul, Jade purrs a lot aswell, his are more light and easy sounding, helping to lull all of them to sleep Whenever Azul is touching them, they go "mrr?" and its so affectionate and lovely and Azul actually understands them Bonus, Floyd does the ekekek whenever he's very playful

Bonus points if Floyd makes happy cat noises when he sees Yuu or someone mentions them

"Lil Shrimpy!~ *happy cat purr*"

Haha, I doubt that I'll have someone crushing on me, but, whateves.

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𝚃𝙰𝙶: 𝚈𝙾𝚄𝚁 𝙸𝚃 !! 𝙸𝚝’𝚜 𝙿𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚢 𝚏𝚞𝚗𝚗𝚢 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 ....... 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚗𝚎𝚡𝚝 4 𝚍𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕:

1. 𝙷𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚏𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚒𝚗 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞

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𝙱𝚄𝚃 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚠𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜! *𝚂𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚝 𝚝𝚘 10 𝚙𝚙𝚕 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚗𝚎𝚡𝚝 143 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚞𝚝𝚎𝚜

𝙸𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚔 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑:

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-𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚓𝚘𝚋/𝚜𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚘𝚕

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𝙽𝚘 𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚜 x

I hate you but I love you at the same time Aphrodite..

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New cat, her name is Twyla and she is adorable 💖💘

Context for the Video: I was playing with her as my father fixes up the Cat Tree-

This is way more funny when you realize that Eels could change their gender-

Baby MC: Papa!

Azul: ...

Azul: Did this thing just called me "Papa"?

Jade: *chuckles* So it seems.

Baby MC: *looks at Jade* Mama!

Jade: ...

Floyd: BWAHAHAHA!

Jade and Azul: *frowns*

Azul: Look, child. We're not your parents and it's quite impossible in fact.

Baby MC: *shakes their head* No! You Papa! You Mama! *pointing at them*

Azul: Okay... *he's getting pissed*

Azul: Who is this then? *pulling Floyd*

Baby MC: Uncle Floydie!

Azul: ...

Jade: ...

Floyd: ...

Floyd: Oh no.

Riddle: So you're telling me... *tries to stop himself from laughing*... that you and Jade have a child?

Azul: Listen, Riddle. That child knows us and even called Floyd "Uncle Floydie" with no hesitation.

Jade: I don't see why we would be married though. Azul's not even my type.

Floyd: Hey, guys. Check this out. *holding Baby MC upside down*

Baby MC: *giggles*

Azul: Floyd! You little!

Riddle: ...

Riddle: I'll try reporting this to the headmage. For the meantime—pft.

Riddle: Enjoy your family reunion.

Aware: Killer, Dream and King Nightmare's physical bodies are copys of Blue

Dust: I'm sorry what?-

Edge: IF YOU DO THAT AGAIN, I WILL THROW YOU OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW- WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Stretch: Checking how high the drop is, to see if it's worth it