Aware: If Cross Married Dream And You Married The King Then You'll Be Related To Him

@simpforsimeon THE BEST THING IS THAT THERE'S A PART 2 AND FEM!YUU CALLS CROWLEY A DEADBEAT XD

Homewrecker, husband-stealer villainess!

Idia is not going anywhere, you hear me?! You might be happy being the other woman, but I'm not happy with the pair of horns!

NOTE: I only write for female Reader, but everyone is welcome to read!

Inspired by @adrianasunderworld in this funny as hell post.

THIS HAS A SEQUEL! What if we fake married for real? (⁠ʃ⁠ƪ⁠＾⁠3⁠＾) ~★

"To give someone a pair of horns" is to cheat on them. Also, Rook gets involved because he'd absolutely adore to be part of the drama.

— (⁠╬⁠☉⁠д⁠⊙⁠)⁠⊰⁠⊹ฺ

Idia knows he's not frozen like the others, but honestly, he feels like it. He feels like even his lungs, even his heart has stopped. All because of this cute-faced npc who forced her way into a romance route with him. If he could think about it, he'd think about that horror game with the same story, but right now his mind is blank.

He has reached the point of no return. Actually dying would just reinforce his fate.

Or, at least, is what he thought. Almost as if answering to his thoughts, there's a loud noise coming from the other side of the doors, followed by footsteps.

Then the doors are thrown open by none other than (Y/N), the Ramshackle Housewarden that the school affectionately tends to call "Prefect".

She's dressed to the nines in a breathtaking wedding gown, the skirt pooling around her like God-Tier CGI, the blue accents contrasting beautifully with the pearly white of the dress, the blue roses decorating her head in a crown making her look like Persephone herself. She'd look perfect, if it weren't for the tear streaks her make-up left behind.

Wait. Tear streaks?

The silence breaks with the Prefects loud, shrill screech, a sound no one has ever thought she, the usually soft spoken and gentle Prefect, would be capable of.

"HOMEWRECKER!"

Without stopping to breath, she walks forwards, looking angrier and angrier each step taken.

"How dare you, you conniving bitch?! How dare you steal my groom! ON OUR WEDDING DAY?!" she screams at Eliza, stopping in the middle of the way to point at... at Idia himself?! "And you! You good-for-nothing two-timer! How dare you leave me waiting at the altar?!"

"Young man, I am terribly disappointed!" Professor Crewel chides from behind her, and Idia finally notices the group that actually came in with her. "I did not give you permission to marry my daughter, my first and only daughter, for you to break her heart on her happiest day!"

"Big brother! How could you! Think of your child!" Ortho chimes in, and if Idia hadn't built tear tracks on the boy himself, he would believe firmly in his tears. "Little Meg would be so sad if her daddy just left for another woman!"

"Idia, what is the meaning of this?!" it's Eliza's turn to screech, turning to him with fury in her eyes. Idia stutters a few random letters, trying to form words, just as confused as she is.

Until it clicks.

Right. Fake relationship. How could he forget one of the most cliche tropes in romance's history?

"I... I... t-this isn't what it looks like!" he finally manages to say, trying to look as desperate as he can, which is not hard considering what his fate is in case this plan fails. "I can explain!"

"Is it because of my past with Rook?! "

"Young man, you're still hung up on that, despite being the only man I've ever approved for my daughter?"

"What?!" someone yells in the crowd, but the man in question promptly enters the play as if he was born for this moment alone.

"Monsieur, I have told you this already, but I shall say it again! My dear dove's happiness is the most important to me! If she has chosen you, then my heart shall settle!" What the fuck, why is Rook so good at improv?

"I-I know!" calm down, Idia, think of this as a rhythm game and keep the beat going! "I don't... I don't want this, but this villainess wouldn't listen!"

"Wait, so this woman is telling the truth?!"

"This woman?! THIS WOMAN?! You mean his true bride?!" (Y/N) steps closer, fat crocodile tears rolling down her cheeks, smudging her make-up even more. "You- you- you husband-stealer! Know your place! You come into my house, you steal my groom and the father of my daughter-"

"I see no child-"

"Do you think I'd bring my child to see my husband's mistress?!"

"Big sister, calm down, think of the baby! Your stress levels are dangerously high!"

"WHAT BABY?!"

"Monsieur Shroud, if you do not fix this situation, I shall be taking my belle back! Do not worry, the children will not grow without a father!"

OKAY SO

Floyd is more vocal than Jade, growls and hisses on occassion, depending on his mood truth to be told

His growls are dangerous sounding, meaning to ward off unwanted company and annoying students in the lounge

But with Azul and Jade? he's chirpy and soft, his purr is more raspy and deeper than Jade's, a little more stronger, mostly to help Azul calm down if he's feeling anxious or just bad in general Jade is more quiet, but chirpy, sounds coming from the back of his throat rather than his chest like his sibling He comminucates with Floyd via high chirps, that only Floyd can hear since its specialised for him With Azul, Jade purrs a lot aswell, his are more light and easy sounding, helping to lull all of them to sleep Whenever Azul is touching them, they go "mrr?" and its so affectionate and lovely and Azul actually understands them Bonus, Floyd does the ekekek whenever he's very playful

Bonus points if Floyd makes happy cat noises when he sees Yuu or someone mentions them

"Lil Shrimpy!~ *happy cat purr*"

Cross: I also gave him your chocolate-

Dream: We don't want any trouble!

Killer: I do, though

"No it isn't." Ryoichi says.

Later - Chinokami Dorm; Ryoichi's room

Vil had taken the antidote of the opposite spell and was now clinging onto Ryoichi, who was laying in his bed, as he was back to normal. "You're clingy today, My Queen." Ryoichi says to Vil.

Currently packing bags once again, but stops midway just deciding to lay on ground, staring at ceiling instead

"Ugh..even quitting is too much work...I just want to lay here forever..what's the point in any of this.." he was definitely not acting okay and just staring at the ceiling, his hair still a mess and his clothes too, not that he cared, and he still had no makeup on, just laying on the floor instead, taking a nap instead

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The next morning.

In the morning, Vil awoke to a smell of food being cooked.

Ryoichi was in the kitchen making coffee, eggs, and breakfast burritos, which were healthy breakfast options and Ryoichi knew that Vil loved healthy foods.

"I miss my dorm...I miss how pretty it is!! I miss my dormmates and I miss rook and epel!! I hate it here! The ghosts won't let me sleep! And there's a weird mouse character in the mirror constantly!! It's weird!!" "...am I really this stubborn..that I rather lie to myself then fact the facts that I really don't want to go to this film school..not yet at least...I rather stay here with my friends and practice potions!! ..but...those two did upset me greatly...and I'm too stubborn to...admit defeat...ugh.." talking to himself in closet he's hiding in in ramshackle ,trying to hold in tears, hoping no one is listening to him ramble

Ic: ANYONE CAN JOIN

Ryoichi remained silent for a bit, probably reminiscing about VDC. "I'll miss you..." Ryoichi admitted in a whisper, he almost sounded like he was about to cry.

Is currently knocking on the door to ramshackle , tearing up, carrying bags

(Any mc can join :) )

Azul admires PSL!Reader, but also fears them.

PSL!Reader remembers what Azul's Merform looks like and could most likely draw it in extremely good detail (Which Floyd and Jade tease Azul for forgetting that their sibling has a photographic memory).

Does PSL!Reader remember everything embarrassing that their older brothers did? Yes. Do they blackmail their own brothers? Oh absolutely.

Photographic sibling!Leech reader.

I just thought of this and thought........ why not just............ yeah.

PSL!reader was accepted into college because PSL!reader was all alone they skipped a grade.

PSL!reader can read a book in seconds and manages to memorize it.

PSL!reader is useful for spying on others, no detail is wrong. Azul will make use of that ...only if PSL!reader wants to.

PSL!reader has memorized senior-level magic but is still practicing it.

PSL!reader has Azul's contracts and passcode.

PSL!reader hates Floyd (affectionate) and looks up to Jade.

PSL!reader always gets bothered to help Azul and their brothers at work.

PSL!reader can memorize anything that they see or hear happen each day with very clear detail, yes, even the days they want to forget.

PSL!reader just wants to be alone but always gets bothered for help. From both Azul and the twins.

PSL!reader who Azul is pretty scared of them...

Feel free to ask more about this concept for other characters, idk LMAo

'I'm not getting up anytime soon due to a a asleep and clingy Vil.' Ryoichi thought.

Currently packing bags once again, but stops midway just deciding to lay on ground, staring at ceiling instead

"Ugh..even quitting is too much work...I just want to lay here forever..what's the point in any of this.." he was definitely not acting okay and just staring at the ceiling, his hair still a mess and his clothes too, not that he cared, and he still had no makeup on, just laying on the floor instead, taking a nap instead

Taglist for rps:

@nrc-official-gossip @starsinthesworld @floyd-leech-thing @fluffy-cats @wellcome-to-chaos

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