In Fics Where Luke Gets Plopped Into The Prequels I Want Every Jedi Within Ten Metres Of Him To Think

i hate when other people are funnier than me.

This tweet has changed my life btw

once i commit to doing a proper naboo handmaidens redesign its sooo over for everyone

People are always saying “such and such clone trooper is my man” your man? Baby he’s government property. Technically? That’s Palpatine’s man.

rules the jedi canonically have:

no torture

no murder

no revenge

no killing unarmed sentients

no splitting your life's pledge to multiple things at once

no taking force sensitive children from their families without their permission

no trying to control things that you can't control

rules the jedi canonically DON'T have:

no alcohol

no gambling

no breaking traffic laws

no revealing clothing

no personal possessions

no open expressions of affection or other emotions

no having a different opinion than the jedi council

no leaving the jedi order

no concealed carrying your deadly weapon

こども (Children), a short manga by Ryoko Kui (of Dungeon Meshi fame) on the dangers of giving out your personal information on the internet.

Reading back over writing you banged out at 3am is always either like "wow this is so good what kind of entity possessed me" or "perhaps I have some sort of syndrome". If it's really good you might get both though

"genre-savvy" no i want a genre-unsavvy protagonist. scratch that, i want a genre-deluded protagonist.

i want a protagonist who is convinced until the last possible moment that they're in a lighthearted romcom--despite the proliferation of slasher murders. give me a soccer dad who is just so determined to enjoy family vacation, despite the fact the kids summoned an eldritch deity from the lake. a preteen who is experiencing a coming-of-age saga and annoyed their parents aren't emotionally present (the parents are distracted by a literal zombie apocalypse). endless possibilities