Burn Butcher Burn Is The Song For Everyone Who Had A Strangely Close Same-sex Friendship Before The Age

it's time again for the ✨#ADHDCosmicTakeover!✨ my comic this year is about pinballing helplessly between interests and the frustrating feeling of being a "jack of all trades, master of none" (but who said i have to be a "master" of anything anyway? fuck off!)

thank you so much to dreamadoodles for organizing this year! pls check out the tag to see more comics from other contributors 🌠

The Star Wars Original Trilogy is peak fiction because they took a fairy tale and set it in space, then they gave the princess in distress a GUN. But even better they gave her a sharp tongue and the power of revolution. They made the “dragon” a depressed cyborg father with asthma who doesn’t understand his own emotions and does murders because of it. And they made the knight a blond Barbie boy who attempts to solve problems with the power of love like he’s Sailor Moon or something.

And then they said, “oh yeah they’re all related btw. All the galaxy’s problems are this one family’s fault. Hope this helps 😘”

rules the jedi canonically have:

no torture

no murder

no revenge

no killing unarmed sentients

no splitting your life's pledge to multiple things at once

no taking force sensitive children from their families without their permission

no trying to control things that you can't control

rules the jedi canonically DON'T have:

no alcohol

no gambling

no breaking traffic laws

no revealing clothing

no personal possessions

no open expressions of affection or other emotions

no having a different opinion than the jedi council

no leaving the jedi order

no concealed carrying your deadly weapon

I’m not super fond of the way vampires turn pale no matter their skin tone so here’s a proposal:

Colder tones!!!

This was loosely based off livor mortis which is the bluish-purple discoloration of the skin of dead bodies. It’s a result of the gravitation of blood but fuck that vamps are purple now

you ever think about how Ezra is now the same age Kanan was in season one? haha yeah me neither...

Just revisiting these guys as my day job is wildly busy atm and I have no time for personal art. Definitely want to do more of the ATLA AU in future!

Talk to me about your SW ATLA headcanons~

"genre-savvy" no i want a genre-unsavvy protagonist. scratch that, i want a genre-deluded protagonist.

i want a protagonist who is convinced until the last possible moment that they're in a lighthearted romcom--despite the proliferation of slasher murders. give me a soccer dad who is just so determined to enjoy family vacation, despite the fact the kids summoned an eldritch deity from the lake. a preteen who is experiencing a coming-of-age saga and annoyed their parents aren't emotionally present (the parents are distracted by a literal zombie apocalypse). endless possibilities

Fly high sweetheart, you were a real one😔✊✊

Wally is unhinged this season.

“You’ve been here four years babe, try forty”

“Where can we find a bazooka?”

“Why didn’t you break the glass?”

“Maybe she was like a secret brew master. Like making prison hooch”

“Oh my God Rhonda can you please take her back? You wake it you buy it”

“Tighten your girdle girl”

“Out of the closet or the pottery room?”

Charley: like body shots?

Wally: ooh I miss those