Here’s The Summary Of My Httyd Princess Bride AU Fanfiction And Some Other Stuff About It.

Idea: rather than project all his childhood insecurities on his children, Hiccup holds Zephyr (or Tiny 👀) for the first time and he cries for himself as well because he holds this newborn, his first, and he can't ever imagine casting this child out like he was once casted out for so long that acceptance from the enemy was enough for him.

I WILL be stealing half of Wesley’s lines for Hiccup in my Princess Bride AU because they fit perfectly.

“As you wish.” Hiccup says as he’s rolling down a hill.

I’m having Snotlout be Vizzini because I can see him just using the word “inconceivable!” Over and over again.

“He didn’t fall?!” Snotlout exclaimed. “Inconceivable!”

“You keep using that word. I don’t think that word means what you think it means.” Tuffnut says.

Hiccup and Tuffnut sword fight scene:

“My name is Tuffnut Thorston and you killed my sister. Prepare to die.”

“Do you happen to have six fingers on your right hand?” Tuffnut would ask.

“Do you always start conversations this way??” (Hiccups line.)

It fits almost too well. Every single scene that has the masked man in is just pure Hiccup sass and chaos.

HTTYD2 AU where Stoick doesn't get hit with a plasma blast, but Drago still takes Toothless, and Stoick and Valka BOTH have to hold their kid back from keeping him from running after Toothless.

Also, Hiccup resting his head on his dad's shoulder in despair about Toothless being taken from him.

I love seeing people call whatever is going on between Astarion and Gale as "toxic old man yaoi."

Because if you told them about it, Gale would look sad and say, "Toxic is a bit of a strong word. Everyone in this group has their own issues and-"

Meanwhile, the 200+ year old vampire shaking with rage behind him would shriek, "OLD?!?!?!"

Happy Valentine’s Day! Here’s some Hiccstrid fluff ❤️❤️❤️

A single mom who works two jobs who loves her kids and never stops be like:

Working hard analyzing HTTYD2. Going insane.

This is just me analyzing Valka. Not even all the other stuff I could analyze.

Happy New Years yall. Enjoy 2025.

Nothing, nothing except this photo from the comics