🌿 Botanical 🌿

Wait when Augustus fell in your chocolate river you said it was hot chocolate right?

Yes, hot melted chocolate. Oddly enough, I think he got the worst of it. Could have left him with some serious burns. He did tell me that he now has skin discoloration from the chocolate peeling off in pieces with layers of his skin, and now he's afraid of Wonka bars. Haha! Can you imagine?!

That's what you get for being greedy.☝️😌

Good morning, folks! Rise and shine, wipe the boogers from your eyes! It's show and tell time! ✨

You guys ever had chocolate soda? No? Then you're in luck!

Behold! The Berry Berry room. This very room is specially designed for soda pop creations beyond the wildest flavors. Everything from Root Beer to Chocolate Berry Blast. Which just so happens to be the new flavor we're still processing through our machine.

The Export and Float machine (above) fills every 12 oz bottle up with some of Wonka's magic ingredients!

But as you can see, we've tried it at least two hundred times and every bottle of soda came out a bit differently. In wonky shapes and sizes. So this is still in the works.

But with every trial and error, we've gotten a bit closer to our goal! Putting these babies in every store on every shelf!

That's all for now from the factory.

More updates to come soon! Til then.

- Willy Wonka 🍫

Do you guys know that movie where a group of people go to a nightclub called Vortex & they get sucked into the nightlife, then they want to leave but the music keeps them trapped & they end up dancing for eternity on loop against their will & they can't die, it's like symbolic for hell?

That's what being on Tumblr is like. I'm trapped. It's hell. I tried to get out but shit I'm already here, so let's boogie down, down, down. 🎵 🎶🕺

That isn't a real movie, btw. I totally lied, I'm sorry. Lol.

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Have you ever been flat out drunk and hungover and how do you deal with it?? Virgin drinker here 😭😂

For sure. This is usually how I deal with it:

Shades & lots of sleep, my advice to you is always hide your eyes when you're in public. I get really hungry when I'm hungover. Always try to eat so you don't feel lightheaded or nauseous, bread soaks up the liquor. Drink water too, helps to dilute alcohol & hydrate. Looking back on this I don't know what I was thinking. Had 3 full glasses of tequila, one Margarita, two vodka shots & two shots of rum. I was a complete mess here & I showed up to work like this (somehow managed to not get fired, but I had the worst migraine), my shades were so crooked, Lord have mercy. Please don't search my instagram, lmfao. Never drink the night before work, sweetheart. And don't toss 'em back to back if you're a lightweight.

Merry Thiccmas 🎄 (🔊)

My fault lemme get my bird 😂

WHY DO I HAVE A DANCING BIRD IN MY KITCHEN???

Good morning, honeydews! Wake up, the sun is here to welcome you! ☺️

I wanna show you guys something cool going inside the factory today.

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Our new Smart Camera System:

A system that automatically locks down the entire factory, controls everything like thermostats, lights, door-locks, alarm arming, and more all in one app from the convenience of this very room. Our alarm system can do all of that and dispatch police, fire, and medical emergency!

LOW VOLTAGE PRE CONSTRUCTION WIRING -

Surround sound wiring and speakers, television cable, and security pre-wires are as well. Every camera you're seeing here is a little peek into what's going on in every single room. From Dessert Island to the Nut Sorting room. These tunnels lead to different cameras, there are a total of exactly 409 cameras.

And from there is the Input Output room. This is the core of the factory, the mitochondria, the power plant. It balances the amount of energy used throughout the factory into each room. Energy balance is based on a fundamental thermodynamic principle that energy cannot be destroyed, and can only be gained, lost, or stored by an organism. In this case, the factory. Input​ being amount of energy put into a system, and output​ refers to the amount of energy that comes out. A system or device may change the type of energy, but not the amount. For example, a light bulb's input energy is the form of electrical energy, and its output energy is in the form of light and heat. However, the total amount of useful energy output of an isolated system is never equal to the total energy input. Yeah. This is because some of the input energy will be lost as dispersed heat as it is processed. That being said, there will always be energy lost to the surroundings and energy lost due to friction. Which is why we have more than just one of these power plants.

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I'm so proud of the new upgrade, I just had to share it, ha. Beautiful, isn't it?

That's all for now. More to come soon!

Til then.

- Willy Wonka 🍫

LET US SEE YOUR HANDWRITING PLEASE

But you've already seen my handwriting when I briefly explained how affiliate marketing and networks work.