Hello, Im Spreading This Message To Help My Dog Who Is In Need Of Medication, Please Checkout/reblog

P͏s͏s͏t͏! H͏e͏y͏, I͏ h͏o͏p͏e͏ y͏o͏u͏ h͏a͏v͏e͏ a͏ g͏r͏e͏a͏t͏ d͏a͏y͏, I͏ l͏o͏v͏e͏ y͏o͏u͏! O͏k͏a͏y͏, b͏y͏e͏! 💕🧡💛💚💙

I used a app that changes your face and when I used your face it changed my face to a girl. The app thinks you're a woman and put lipstick on my face because your lips are really pink it had me laughing so fucking hard. This is proof you're a pretty ass sexy delicious but feminine man. That's all I had to say love u bye sugar 😂😂😂😂😂😂

That-....

Well maybe your app is just crappy and it confuses features and gender often, more than you think. ....S'not my fault you got a two star crappy app. 😒

You so damn fine to me, lord have mercy

Please Mrs. Beauregard, you're married!

~ Sources: (IG) @Bluechords, @Gina_Viri ☕🌱💛

This shit really got me crying laughing cuz I know who you're talking about 😭😭😭😭

Just had some kid message me about being allegedly bullied by some of my followers, I blocked him.

Here's why: Number one: I'm not sure what happened. Number two: I'll never understand why some people think that just because they're having drama with followers of another person, that the person they're following is automatically involved or responsible for the others' behavior. I am not a parent. I am not part of the tumblr team. Half of my followers are obviously adults and I don't have any more authority than the next person to stop or encourage other people's behavior. I am busy running a factory - not a daycare, I don't get involved with petty online drama that doesn't concern me, even if the people involved are friends or followers. There's no point in messaging me about matters that have nothing to do with my factory or me personally. There are block and report options for a reason. Use them.

I hate having to post this, I'm terribly sorry. That just annoyed the living daylights out of me. Just as I was enjoying a nice glass of wine and-ugh. I digress.

Now back to your regularly scheduled program. Good evening.

- Willy Wonka 🍫

My fault lemme get my bird 😂

WHY DO I HAVE A DANCING BIRD IN MY KITCHEN???

You literally look just like willy wonka like wtf can you give me your Instagram @ please??? Duke Depp ain't got shi on you I feel stupid for asking for your personal things but ilysfm BYEEE😭😭😭😭

What?! I am Willy Wonka. Don't be silly.☝️

My Instagram allegedly isn't very appropriate, unfortunately. Too much chocolate footage with "sensual" music put over it gives people the wrong idea. Aheh...

But I'm sure if you're a good insta-browser you could easily find it.

A cozy space

Yea send this butthurt hoe some love and some friends, she need it. And need to mind her business while she at it cuz no one was debating her goofy attention-seeking-and-stating-the obvious on-a-post-ass. It's always one of you niggas in a fandom starting drama over dumb shit that wasn't about you and you it, congrats 🤡🤡

aaaah i’m sorry about the negativity. me and willy are sending you those good good vibes <3

Eh, nothing to apologize for. Discourse is always a losing battle. I should've known better than to hit y'all with my controversial take of "calling someone you've never met 'stupid' is rude", the world just wasn't ready yet 😂😂 people who get smart with me in replies catch a block immediately, that's how it's always been because it saves everyone a whole lot of time and trouble.

Good vibes received!!! 🥺🥺🥺 I hope you and the rest of the Wonka Gang know how much y'all mean to me ❤

Finish the song (u should know the lyrics b/c you wrote it):

I saw you bare in the naked forest

You shied away, hid your face

You only come in the night

When the sun's rays fade

The blue skies die

And stars take their place

When the laughter stops

And the tears flow

When hope fails me

And I don't know where to go

I met a being from the heavens

She dried my eyes

& told me that everything would be okay

She only comes in the night

When the living hide away

Slumbering in their warmth

And there we were for just a moment, one

She kissed me like I was oxygen

& she needed to breathe

The woman of my dreams

W O M A N O F M Y D R E A M S