Lmfao

May winter bring you peace, rebirth & happiness ~

Go get your man guhh

Ooooooooh you and cocoa ARE dating

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𝔹𝕚𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕤𝕔𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕖 𝕀𝕤 𝔹𝕖𝕒𝕦𝕥𝕚𝕗𝕦𝕝♡

She need's a good morning pounding willy

*kneeling on the floor in the middle of wires, metal, and glass shards*

*Helps you up* What were you doing down there?

You're supposed to be in bed.

Good morning, folks! Rise and shine, wipe the boogers from your eyes! It's show and tell time! ✨

You guys ever had chocolate soda? No? Then you're in luck!

Behold! The Berry Berry room. This very room is specially designed for soda pop creations beyond the wildest flavors. Everything from Root Beer to Chocolate Berry Blast. Which just so happens to be the new flavor we're still processing through our machine.

The Export and Float machine (above) fills every 12 oz bottle up with some of Wonka's magic ingredients!

But as you can see, we've tried it at least two hundred times and every bottle of soda came out a bit differently. In wonky shapes and sizes. So this is still in the works.

But with every trial and error, we've gotten a bit closer to our goal! Putting these babies in every store on every shelf!

That's all for now from the factory.

More updates to come soon! Til then.

- Willy Wonka 🍫

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Have you ever been flat out drunk and hungover and how do you deal with it?? Virgin drinker here 😭😂

For sure. This is usually how I deal with it:

Shades & lots of sleep, my advice to you is always hide your eyes when you're in public. I get really hungry when I'm hungover. Always try to eat so you don't feel lightheaded or nauseous, bread soaks up the liquor. Drink water too, helps to dilute alcohol & hydrate. Looking back on this I don't know what I was thinking. Had 3 full glasses of tequila, one Margarita, two vodka shots & two shots of rum. I was a complete mess here & I showed up to work like this (somehow managed to not get fired, but I had the worst migraine), my shades were so crooked, Lord have mercy. Please don't search my instagram, lmfao. Never drink the night before work, sweetheart. And don't toss 'em back to back if you're a lightweight.

Sometimes I want to reach out and help people struggling with depression, but then I remember most people ain't shit. We live in a society that thrives on popularizing negativity and evil, using each other and stepping on others to reach our goals. And for those reasons, among many, I wish to be left alone. I detach myself, and here I am doing it again. Pretending to be depressed isn't cute, glamorizing depression isn't therapeutic, seeking vain attention for your depression isn't okay. I hate people...

Wonka and cocoa sitting in a tree K - I - S - S I - N - G 😚😚😚😚😚 -SMOOCH NOISES-

Ooooooooh you and cocoa ARE dating

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I just want you to post a selfie 😍❤️

Okay, lol. 🌹🍒❤️