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@thewillywonka she likes you!

Ooooooooh you and cocoa ARE dating

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Good morning, people!

I want to quickly show you guys something new inside the factory!

This is the Space and Underwater room! How many of you believe in aliens? I hope you do, because we've perfectly constructed anti gravity delicacies, called Moon Pies, that we're going to send straight into orbit, allowing any aliens out there with a sweet tooth to eat to his or her fill. And that way, if the sweet is eaten, we'll know whether or not extraterrestrial life forces exists. Brilliant, no?

Now, these big white balls attached to the ceiling above the Oompa Loompas' heads are organic moon replicas, made from crystalized particles, Himalayan salt and Alpaca fiber. They're used to collect any goop or DNA from any aliens that eat the pies off 'em. We've also set up a big pair of binoculars to see if we capture any activity.

Oh, and check this out, this is one of the neatest things. This is the Underwater Simulator, it serves the same purpose as the Space Simulator and Moon Pies, except its job is to lure otherworldly marine vessels into our line of vision, see if they like chocolate.

You just simply dunk a person, or in this case an Oompa Loompa, into the water and they can scuba their little bodies around while collecting data. Yeah.

Though it's a latest and greatest idea still in the works, if successful, I'll be the first chocolatier in the world to document extraterrestrial life! Ha, can you just imagine?!

Ong <333

𝔹𝕚𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕤𝕔𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕖 𝕀𝕤 𝔹𝕖𝕒𝕦𝕥𝕚𝕗𝕦𝕝♡

“Be thankful for every new challenge. Each will give you more strength, wisdom and character.”

— Kristen Butler

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[One of the most beautiful Disney scenes.]

Ur thicker than a bowl of oatmeal 💚💚💚

I have no idea what that means, and I hate oatmeal. I'll take it as a compliment, though! Thank you! ☺️

@sansgriff

Hi. Haha, I just created my blog 2 days ago and my naturecore aesthetic post already has 300+ notes thanks to your reblog, Winslow! Thank you for reblogging! I was wondering could you make a k-12 naturecore moodboard? 😊💚🍏🌿

Aw, you're welcome, sweet pea! I'm glad your blog is getting the recognition it deserves! ☺️ & I would be happy to make a moodboard for you. I'll have that posted soon! 🍄☁️

Ofc baby daddy

Just had some kid message me about being allegedly bullied by some of my followers, I blocked him.

Here's why: Number one: I'm not sure what happened. Number two: I'll never understand why some people think that just because they're having drama with followers of another person, that the person they're following is automatically involved or responsible for the others' behavior. I am not a parent. I am not part of the tumblr team. Half of my followers are obviously adults and I don't have any more authority than the next person to stop or encourage other people's behavior. I am busy running a factory - not a daycare, I don't get involved with petty online drama that doesn't concern me, even if the people involved are friends or followers. There's no point in messaging me about matters that have nothing to do with my factory or me personally. There are block and report options for a reason. Use them.

I hate having to post this, I'm terribly sorry. That just annoyed the living daylights out of me. Just as I was enjoying a nice glass of wine and-ugh. I digress.

Now back to your regularly scheduled program. Good evening.

- Willy Wonka 🍫

🍁 Hello Autumn 🍂

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