Do You Actually Need That Cane Or Is It Just Decoration

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There's footage of you running into the glass elevator I'M SO SORRY BUT THAT SHIT SENT ME LAUGHING SO HARD I THINK I'M DYING LMAOOOOO 🤣

It wasn't that funny. 😒

You must be the butthurt 30yo ppl were laughing at? Imagine being your age and getting pressed by a reblog of a post that don't belong to you. 🤡 < That you?

Not me taking notes 😭

Well now I know to never ask you anything anonymous cause youre smart af you always guess right 😂😂😂😂😂

How do you be knowing automatically who be sending you these dumb asks like the last one that was mad you called them out 😂😂😂😂

Because it was a girl's fetish porn spam blog that actually, oh my goodness, wait for it...talks. Talks only about stupid sexual things, at that. So basically a, how do you kids put it nowadays, thot?

And only someone who recently followed me that matched the description of what I said could've been upset. That left her. And I was right, I guess I hurt her feelings twice now cause now she's gone.

People are going to have to start paying me to argue with them.

Anywho...

The haircut is Perfect istg 😂

When you're on your way to create more chocolate-y goodness and you see a 60 year-old woman singing Spice Girls and you can't help but to take it as a challenge to outsing her.

...Yeah.

@dearheatherhaagar

[I had a selfie that reminded me of a Greek statue, so I got the idea to use it for a dark/semi light moodboard] ☁️

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Good morning, early birds! And if you're not an early bird then that must make you a night owl. Either way, good morning and good afternoon and evening to all!

I wanna show you guys some behind the scenes things around the factory, one of my personal favorite festive rooms!

Let's take a peek inside the Winter Wonderland room, shall we? This is where myself and the Oompa Loompas have our winter parties and Secret Santa giveaways!

~WINTER WONDERLAND~

This beautiful area completely changes in decor every month with transformations in amazing landscaping, water features, suspended decor from the ceiling and awe-inspiring scenes throughout. But during the holiday season is when I believe it becomes the most gorgeous. With the large glass dome atop the area, you get fantastic scenery sightings inside during the day and the area is provided with wonderful lighting for nighttime viewing as well. Because we all know that nighttime is when everything beautiful sparkles. ✨

This 8 foot long train travels around the huge Christmas tree and is surrounded by hundreds of multi-colored Poinsettias. In one of the train cars, a digital camera faces forward and can see what the train sees as it travels around the track on a nearby television monitor! One of my trusty tech Oompa Loompas thought the camera would be a magnificent addition and I couldn't agree more! Isn't that genius?

Every month, you'll have a different theme from huge flower pots and fields of daisies during the spring to an amazing Asian theme during the Chinese New Year. Any time you are fortunate enough to stop by the factory, should Covid ever go away, you will be astounded at the beauty and creativity of this unique attraction! Let's not forget the beautiful rocking horse to the left, that does indeed work! Also, this is one of our tallest Christmas trees in the factory, although it may not look tall on camera, it's actually standing close to 24 feet! That's like six Oompa Loompas stacked on top of each other, ha.

These are leafless white Christmas trees, added decor to balance out the color scheme. We were going for a snowy and colorfully-bright Santa's Workshop North Pole theme. Though half of the Oompa Loompas wanted the theme to be Polar Express, with nothing but faux snow made from powdered sugar, elves and trains everywhere. But who knows? Maybe this year we'll vote again on themes or infuse the two!

This cute Polar bear is a remote controlled animatronic that was designed specifically for the Oompa Loompas to ride around the factory on. One of their most adorable ideas to date, in my opinion.

And what would a factory be without reindeer? This is a favorite statue of mine, it was a Rudolph model but unfortunately the glowing red nose had to be removed due to overheating, which started a small fire.

Oversized ornaments for an oversized tree, nothing more.

Ah, the Nutcracker! Yes, I almost forgot. This design was requested by Santa himself (yes, Santa is real, do NOT debate me) as he and Mrs. Clause love to visit the factory during Christmas time and feast with us. It's a joyous time, really. And we make sure to put it out for them every year.

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And that, people, brings us to the end of our little virtual tour! Unless I forgot something? Nope, I don't think I did. I hope you enjoyed! I must say, this has to be one of the most fun and cozy places in the factory, mostly because we spend so much time changing and decorating it throughout the year! And Christmas happens to be my favorite time of the year. Should I ever open my factory to the public again it's definitely one of the rooms I'll include in the next tour! Maybe I'll even do a Christmas tour and show off all the beautiful decorations in the factory.

But til then, see ya on the flip side!

- Willy Wonka 🍫

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Winslow S. - Deadportrait | 12/5/21

@winslowat3am I made some watercolours for you <3 /inspo:instagram