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A little gentleman trying to be a little gentleman.

Now, this wasn't supposed to be my Valentine Day work, because I was CONVINCED it was the 15th of Februrary. I think I'll post it tomorrow, but for now, happy Valentines!

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Once a little boy went to school. One morning The teacher said: “Today we are going to make a picture.” “Good!” thought the little boy. He liked to make all kinds; Lions and tigers, Chickens and cows, Trains and boats; And he took out his box of crayons And began to draw.

But the teacher said, “Wait!” “It is not time to begin!” And she waited until everyone looked ready. “Now,” said the teacher, “We are going to make flowers.” “Good!” thought the little boy, He liked to make beautiful ones With his pink and orange and blue crayons. But the teacher said “Wait!” “And I will show you how.” And it was red, with a green stem. “There,” said the teacher, “Now you may begin.”

The little boy looked at his teacher’s flower Then he looked at his own flower. He liked his flower better than the teacher’s But he did not say this. He just turned his paper over, And made a flower like the teacher’s. It was red, with a green stem.

On another day The teacher said: “Today we are going to make something with clay.” “Good!” thought the little boy; He liked clay. He could make all kinds of things with clay: Snakes and snowmen, Elephants and mice, Cars and trucks And he began to pull and pinch His ball of clay.

But the teacher said, “Wait!” “It is not time to begin!” And she waited until everyone looked ready. “Now,” said the teacher, “We are going to make a dish.” “Good!” thought the little boy, He liked to make dishes. And he began to make some That were all shapes and sizes.

But the teacher said “Wait!” “And I will show you how.” And she showed everyone how to make One deep dish. “There,” said the teacher, “Now you may begin.”

The little boy looked at the teacher’s dish; Then he looked at his own. He liked his better than the teacher’s But he did not say this. He just rolled his clay into a big ball again And made a dish like the teacher’s. It was a deep dish.

And pretty soon The little boy learned to wait, And to watch And to make things just like the teacher. And pretty soon He didn’t make things of his own anymore.

Then it happened That the little boy and his family Moved to another house, In another city, And the little boy Had to go to another school.

The teacher said: “Today we are going to make a picture.” “Good!” thought the little boy. And he waited for the teacher To tell what to do. But the teacher didn’t say anything. She just walked around the room.

When she came to the little boy She asked, “Don’t you want to make a picture?” “Yes,” said the little boy. “What are we going to make?” “I don’t know until you make it,” said the teacher. “How shall I make it?” asked the little boy. “Why, anyway you like,” said the teacher. “And any color?” asked the little boy. “Any color,” said the teacher. And he began to make a red flower with a green stem.

~Helen Buckley, The Little Boy

ive been here for an hour it sounds like popcorn help

to avoid putting more copaganda in the world, i think we should replace all stories about cops with:

superheroes

detectives

nosy authors who double as detectives

travelling mystery hunting polycules

secret agents who disguise themselves as domestic platypi

whatever the fuck professor laytons job is

So I'm currently on a weekend away, and the apartment I'm staying in has a few random DVDs so I watched a film called Robinson Crusoe.

Not a bad film but I was so frustrated because I recognised the main characters voice and it was bugging me.

My sister didn't recognise it, so I looked it up and the voice actor was Matthias Schweighöfer.

I didn't recognise him, so I was confused. But then I realised the film is from Belgium. So I looked up the English voice cast and...

YURI LOWENTHAL??????!!!!!;;;

SweetHoneyRose... Soo Honey and Rose...

What 2 bad I think...

my mom. Compared teen Hershel to this one singer i listen to. i thought you should know

i Made that comparison in 3 minutes to show my friends how did you know

im eepy. gives you 2021 oc

hi. toutai jumpscare

right now i feel like that one little trisha down there ok. i dont know what to do thi s guy i can only think of. i want to dra w but GAH i can onyl traditionelll