Rainbow Ferret Wants You To Have A Great Day!

“young adult dystopian novels are so unrealistic lmao like they always have some random teenage girl rising up to inspire the world to make change.”

a hero emerges 

Host walks over to where the Jims are standing. Because they want to address something to all the Jims present at the moment, they ask, "Jim?"

*CJ smiles and RJ waves.*

"Hi Host!"

°Hello Host!°

Yeah.. I.. I tried talking to him but he didn’t respond.. he was bleeding from his temple and I’m seriously worried.. -Neb

°CJ is still again. A second passes.°

°...I owe you Neb, that's two people I owe here now, thank you. We /will/ find him, my brother /will/ be ok. I just have to show this scarecrow wannabe the inside of a fireplace before I can do anything. Can you see what street he's on?°

°I think we just bought some vanilla, Jim?°

"Yeah I think so-"

*There's the sound of a freezer being opened.*

"-yeah it's vanilla. That ok with you Mike?"

"Hiya!"

°Oh- hello there!°

*RJ waves with a hand not occupied by a book.*

"Hi!"

*NJ gives a wave from the kitchen.*

thursday needs a meme, here’s my attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and i’m here to help. thanks

Yeah, let’s not whack the poor Host over the head. If you hear music, try and do anything to not listen. Google and the Host are going to try and do everything in their power to make you listen, and so will the cobra. It’s got control over this place. Try and resist as much as possible and don’t trust Google and the Host until you know for certain they aren’t being controlled anymore. Good luck you two, stay safe! -Neb

°Thank you Neb, we'll try our best. Thankfully, Jim can be very loud.°

"Hey, it's true, but hey. For once it's more than a little handy."

*the kitten climbs on Jim's shoulder* meow *he feels tall*

°He smiles softly, pulling out his phone again. Comfy up there?°

°Maybe CJ was starting to relax a little, maybe, as he sat here with a cat that was full of secrets and in a house with too many lights on, maybe he didn't feel as bad as he had at first. Maybe, slowly, he was convincing himself that traffic was bad and that RJ was a by-the-rules guy when it came to driving.°

°But somewhere he knew his brother would have texted at a red light, or if things were at a standstill he would have said something. Recent events might have drained his usual energy to a degree, but he knew his brother. He would have said something, right? Jim would be ok. He would be. And they were going to watch something soft when he got home, after cat stuff set up was done. There would be popcorn again and even if he couldn't use his telescope it would be just like their usual movie nights.°

°That reminds him, it's the last full moon of the 2010s tonight, maybe they could see it together, just briefly, before going back inside. Could show the cat too. It sounded nice to him, he just wished RJ would say something..°

(Hello Jims, I'm here for this: 👁️🌟💛🔥🙃🌌🎇👀❤️🦕 Seems like your gonna get enlightened, then do something that accidentally causes a disaster, but soon it goes back to normal, your seen, and people love the dinosaurs you managed to bring back (Which was the disaster, probably). That- I'm not sure how to respond, but hopefully this isn't Jurassic Park.)

(∆At least it workes out in the end- any ending with dinosaurs is a good ending unless there are only dinosaurs left, thanks for the reading!∆)

just saw this on twitter, be careful folks