*the Kitten Looked Him Dead In The Eye, Feeling His Soul Moving Inside.* Mew *they Hopped. This Kitten
*the kitten looked him dead in the eye, feeling his soul moving inside.* mew *they hopped. this kitten is a different kitten*
*the intensity in their eyes was somewhat unnerving, not to mention it had actually heard what he said and acted on it. He glanced behind him through the 'window' (it was really just a rectangular hole that let him see the front door)*
"Hey Jim? Could you come here?"
°CJ slipped into the kitchen, looking inquisitive. Yeah?°
"...I think this cat actually figured out door knobs."
°I mean yeah, they did get in. What do you mean?°
"...I asked them if they wanted raw or cooked, said hop for cooked and sneeze for raw. Bean looked dead at me and hopped."
°...Guess they want cooked?°
"Well yeah I got /that/ part I dunno, I think I've been up for to long..? Everything feels off now."
°He pauses for a moment, then pulls out a pocket recorder and trains the view onto the kitten. Maybe, it is late after all... Might as well give the little one some meat for now.°
*a nod*
"Yeah- here. Hope it's good Bean."
*he puts the plate in front of the kitten. There's a medium sized burger patty on it now.*
°Is their name 'Bean' now?°
"I mean, unless you can think of something better?"
°Not really, are they ok with the name? If not I'm calling them Snow Ear°
"...Isn't that a fungus you liked in middle school or something?"
°...Not what I meant.°
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*The chanting stops and the entire room seems to be looking at CJ. The smiling objects seemed to be talking to each other as Misfortune's head looked from left to right.*
°CJ continues to stare, he's not wavering now°
The Host used his last bandages after a certain bubblegum bitch shot himself in the foot and needed some.
"Oh, ouch- Wilford then? Hope he's ok by now. Jim can you check the glove compartment for anything Host could use-"
*°CJ rummages through the glove compartment.°*
°There is a little bit of gauze left in here from our last camping trip?°
"Ok, thanks Jim. We have some gauze in here if you want it."
this is the lucky final exams jacksepticeye. he endured all the stress so you don’t have to. reblog so he can reduce your followers’ exam stress and wish them luck passing their finals
Oh. Well... that didn’t work. Now would probably be a good idea to book it- Neb
*they're already on it, sprinting through the gloom with the camera light their only shield*
*Marvin shakes their little butt* mew *they pounce* mew
*NJ cracks a small, soft smile.*
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Hey. Do you need a hug?
Maybe you’re having a stressful day. Maybe you just need a deep breath. Maybe you just didn’t realize how stressed you are. It’s okay! You deserve love and warmth in your life.
Are you comforted by words?
Here’s an Emergency Compliment
Here are some kind words you can personalize with your name
Here are 15 more emergency compliments
Here is a Self Esteem Boosting Confidence Machine
take a moment - video
believe in yourself - video
Inspiration from Jacksepticeye - PMA
encouragement from Mr. Rogers - video
you are ENOUGH - video
Do you need to hear some pleasant ambient sounds?
How about rain sounds you can customize?
You can listen to a cafe here
or how about a crackling fireplace?
ASMR? Stimming?
Soap cutting ASMR - video
more soap ASMR - video
a 4 hour ASMR video to help with sleep
ASMR face and scalp massage - video
ASMR slime - video
the most satisfying video in the world
more satisfying videos
Lora Zombie speed painting - video
Agnes Cecile speed painting - video
the fastest workers in the world - video
how candy canes are made - video
Mr. Rogers shows how crayons are made - video
How about a game or activity distraction?
Play 2048 here
A whole website of free games!
play chess against a computer
Here are some coloring pages you can do online!
Play Flow online here
here’s a game where you stretch a giraffe’s little neck to give kisses
Learn about the history of life on earth with PBS Eons
Do you need something soothing?
Control the pattern of rain here! (flashing colors warning)
try doing nothing for two minutes
Vent to a stranger online for FREE!
weavesilk, where you can create a soothing pattern
have you ever been to the nicest place on the internet?
watch Bob Ross bring joy to painting - playlist
How about a laugh?
Vines you can show your grandparents
History of the entire world, I guess
History of Japan
Rhett and Link caption fails
Thomas Sanders Vines
The Demented Cartoon Movie (warning for flashing colors)
The ASDF movie 1-11
The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon by Richard Gale (warnings for some bruises and some violence)
Rhett and Link VS Hank Green - SHUT UP AND DANCE
It’s going to be okay. Today may be the worst day of your life - but tomorrow won’t be. Life is a series of ups and downs, and that means there’s going to be good and bad. Drink some water, let yourself cry if you need to, and get a good night’s sleep. You’ll feel better in the morning.
reblog to send your mutuals a hug. maybe just the thought is enough to cheer them up 🥺
Of course, we can’t leave them behind. I’m unsure of how to free them from the cobras spell, but maybe a system reboot would work on Google. I’m not sure about the Host unfortunately. Maybe use the ‘Ok Google’ command to reboot Google. One at a time, we’ll try and figure out how to save them.
"Ok, that might work- hope Google doesn't hate us too much for it."
°My first thought for the Host was "cognitive recalibration" but this isn't the Marvel universe and I'm not Black Widow°
"And he bleeds enough as is, whacking him on the head is a last resort at best, we don't want to hurt them. Let's just hope this works."
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