@hantengudelulu

I can definitely see the girls, but I thought you would've chosen a tiger as I feel like a tiger would fit you more.

Tengen, if you can describe you and your wives as animals, what animal would each be?

((Kinda old type question, but meh))

Wow, now that's a flashy question!!

Hmmm, if I were an animal, I'd be a lion.

Hina would be a mother bear.

Maki would be a wolf

And Suna would be a humming bird.

Like? They're just some powerful, sadistic, apathetic to human demons, who have humans as top meals, but ain't gonna rpe? Nah, impossible. I almost think that they rpe more than they eat humans.

Fandom Problem #6009:

I find it funny when antis think me writing a 1 chapter relationship fic between stepsiblings means that itll make millions of stepsiblings wanna date

Yet i could write a 5 fic series each with 50 chapters about a evil dictator, and the fic could have murder, torture, kidnapping and other horrible stuff hundereds of times.

Does anyone think my fic is gonna is gonna make people wanna be a dictator? No

Do people think my fic is gonna make people wanna be a murderer? No

A kidnapper? No

A torturer? No

It'll be an even bigger terror.

I regret to inform you that I'm a disgusting pervert that will sexualise everything

antiques collector!fem reader buys an antique necklace without realizing an entity is attached to it.

this entity has always believed in divine femininity; back in his time, women were worshipped, their very existence revered as sacred. after all, they held the portal between worlds, capable of bringing life into existence. he has been around long enough to witness the rise of patriarchy. but he still cannot fathom how the world could turn against women; stripping them of the reverence they once commanded.

should i work on extending this? :]

what's the first song that comes to mind that has "tonight" in it?

Do I even hear songs like that? I just mostly listen to whatever songs I downloaded mp3, but I don't think I've heard "tonight" in any one of them.

My mother used the same trick, but thankfully, she only made me pull one smoke from a cigarette, and I just stopped from there. That method really does work. Smoking is also the dumbest thing ever created in the world.

I feel like you'd be the type of dad to give your child alcohol once just so they see how bad it is and never want to do it again.

And you would be absolutely right!!!

That's what my father did to me, when he found out that I was trying to smoke, he made me smoke all 25 sticks, made me so sick I never wanted to touch another smoke again.

What is your favorite movie and when did you first watch it?

My favorite first movie was "Всичко е любов" ("Everything is love") and I first watched it somewhere last year in autumn or winter.

@virtuousweakling

Girl, this??

𖦹 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐔𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐌𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐬' 𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬 𖦹

Since the design material collection books finally arrived, I was able to scan some of the pages and visualize the demon's heights. Some of them are officially stated while for others, I had to approximate based on comparison. Explanation for each of those is stated below.

First of are Muzan (179 cm), Kokushibo (190 cm), Doma (187 cm) and Akaza (173 cm). Their heights are all officially stated in the Demon Corps Records.

Next are Hantengu (166 cm), Gyokko (between 150 and 170 cm in his vase), Daki (~ 178 cm) and Gyutaro (~ 190 cm). The later two don't have an official height mentioned but the size of the head is a good measure to compare the characters in the official designs. Daki is of course taller because of her shoes, while in the anime, Gyutaro is hunched over a lot. But from the image of the design material from the Entertainment District Arc which I've used, you can see what his height is standing straight, or at least as straight as physically possible for him.

I'd like to add that while Gyokko's height is known, if you go based off the official art, he can be taller than 170 cm, depending on how straight he positions himself and how far he comes out of his vase.

Hantengu's clones

Looking at the clones next, you can see Zohakuten (~ 165 cm) and first-split Sekido and Karaku (~ 190 cm). Zohakuten's height is more or less official since we are shown the direct comparison with Tanjiro. The other two were again compared with the head sizes and proportions.

Second-split Sekido and Karaku as well as Aizetsu and Urogi are generally the same size (~ 190 cm) since their proportions don't really change. However, Urogi's anatomy generally affects his height, but not too much as when he's standing on his legs, his hips would be around the same height as the others'.

The smallest of the clones is the main body / fear clone (~ 19 cm). The tallest being Urami (~ 260 cm) who is seen directly next to Tanjiro in the design material.

Gyokko's height when morphed

Morphed / true-form Gyokko (~ 215 cm) is directly compared to Muichiro whose height is known (160 cm), making a visualization of his size easy.

(An approximation of his tail length may follow.)

Ranking

From tallest to smallest, Muzan and the upper moons as well as their other forms can be ranked as followed:

Urami - 260 cm

Morphed Gyokko - 215 cm

Kokushibo ︱ Sekido, Karaku, Aizetsu and Urogi ︱ Gyutaro - 190 cm

Doma - 187 cm

Muzan - 179 cm

Daki - 178 cm

Akaza - 173 cm

Hantengu - 166 cm

Zohakuten - 165 cm

Gyokko - ∅ 160 cm

Hantengu / Fear Clone - 19 cm

@hantengudelulu

Imagine if the demons can also do that. The uppermoons being even more accurate with the higher rank.

Vampire girlfriend who keeps diagnosing your autoimmune diseases based on how your blood tastes.

have you had salt in the last month??

precious princess your levels are off i made you an appointment

She buys you compression leggings

Fuck service dog she barks when your blood pressure is dropping and holds you up when it gets too low

" your heart is doing it Again!!" " I know!its MY heart, remember?!" " But YOU are my heart."

" you have a fever...." " What?;" " these undead hands FEEL ALL."

You convince her medical school may be worth it

Big mistake. Now she can sample and taste out everything like the wine snob she is.

I think the asbestos that was in the walls of my house just went up into my brain and then exploded. There is nothing wrong with me, I swear (they lying)

.... Hold on, what? I still think seeing a doctor would be beneficial...