What Is Going On In The House Of Commons, Is That Lancey Strolley With The Second Fastest Lap Time?!??

bear or man? why not both?

what in the brocedes was that, gracie abrams?!?!!?

yes, it’s been a week. yes, i’m still giggling about that double ferrari disqualification

“something is rotten in the state of alpine” — shakespeare, circa 1603

ferrari, stop hurting him. he’s literally just a girl

i swear if this is a brocesdes-esque film…

whether you’re team lando or team oscar, you’ve got to understand that mclaren made mistakes today that could definitely cost them the championship. while I understand that the constructors is their main priority, they are also in the battle for the drivers championship (perspective? but I think so) and it is cruel to both of the drivers to send them into a race with a “battle it out” kinda mindset. It does no one any good, and if they continue you like this it might even ruin the relationship between the their drivers (and I fear we all know how will end - tragically). lando, whether you like it or not, should be mclarens main priority right now. they have the chance to win both the constructors AND drivers championships (something which they haven’t done in over a decade) I just don’t understand where their minds are at. but who knows maybe I’m wrong and there is some weird method to the madness which I’m currently blinded from. sorry I’m just utterly flabbergasted right now…

alpine is a fucking mess. each time I think it cannot possibly get worse it does.

i have an assignment due in 13 hours and 39 minutes (plenty of time, if you ask me). i have just opened the notification. 2 questions, 1500 words altogether. i blame the procrastinator in me... the person who has consistently done every single assignment (without fail) the night before and never suffered the consequences. someone needs to humble me, please, i'm begging. fail me. tell me my writing is shit. i cannot go on like this.

on the brighter side, i have 13 hours and its only 1500 words (i've definitely done worse before) i'll be fine...

(word count: 0/1500)

"in 50 years will all this be declassified?" it better be, lewis hamilton, it better be.