HE LOOKS AT HER WITH HUNGER

Charles: ...Why is Betelgeuse crying and why is there a line made of duct tape on the floor? And wHY IS MY TABLE INSIDE OF THE WALL?!?

Lydia: *points at Adam on one side of the line and Barbara on the other* They had an argument.

Charles: I thought I said there were no more board games allowed in this house.

Lydia: They said Guess Who wouldn't be a problem.

Betelgeuse, sniffling: Babs threw the board at Adam and then Adam threw the table

Reylo Force Session

Rey: I know everything I need to know about you!

Kylo Ren: You do? Ah, you do. You have that look in your eyes. From the forest. You called me a monster.

Rey: You are a monster.

Kylo Ren: Yes, I am… in bed.

Rey: Wha-

Kylo Ren: Ben Solo in the streets, Kylo Ren in the sheets.

epic

“When we got it, we high fived and Adam carried me like a fireman’s hold.”

—— Daisy Ridley

The Shape of Water dir. Guillermo del Toro 

Tentacles

Lawrence Beetlejuice Shoggoth, true to his surname, has tentacles. You want to see them; under some duress, he’s acquiesces. You need to make him understand it’s okay. Takes place following Beetlejuice Squared 2, Kiss Me Again ending.  See the title? This is a dead dove, don’t eat kind of story. NSFW; Blumjuice/f!reader. Tentacles, hardcore tentacles, and some tentacles.  @turtlepated @beetlebitchywitch @thirstypastelnacht @sapphic-florals @beetlejuicebeadoll

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