Costume. Chitons.

hello my foul little beasties, i am taking a (hopefully brief) hiatus to deal with some health & personal issues. in the meantime here are some terrible awful no good wholesome fun facts i've been meaning to share:

bone china is called bone china bc yes it contains bones!

i'm not saying that autistic bees exist but autistic bees exist

for 15 years sweden thought russian submarines were invading its waters; it turned out to be herrings farting

cows have regional accents

sometimes massive fields of ice eggs wash up on beaches. literally just ice shaped like eggs. that is a thing that sometimes happens and i derive joy from this peculiar world

OKAY GUYS THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT. I DON’T NORMALLY POST ANYTHING LIKE THIS BUT THIS IS A VERY. SERIOUS. MATTER. Trigger Warning, but VERY IMPORTANT. (Text below is copied from @destiel-and-captainswan-trash their link was broken and removed so yeah) THERE IS A PROBLEM. FEBRUARY 6TH A BUNCH OF MALES ARE GOING OUT TO RAPE GIRLS AND WOMAN PLEASE STAY INSIDE IF YOU ARE GOING OUT PLEASE BRING SOMETHING TO DEFEND YOURSELF. IF YOU HAVE NOTHING VITE DOWN ON THEM UNTIL IT DRAWS BLOOD. I BEG YOU. DO NOT GO OUT IF NOT NEEDED THS LINK TO SEE WHERE THEIR GONNA HIT IS ABOVE. STAY SAFE EDIT: Alright, so the meeting is apparently meant for people to discuss legalizing rape on private property. And…. that is still PLENTY of good reason to want to avoid these locations.

Caution: Watch out for this. You’ll enter a blog, and a pop-up looking like the one above will appear asking you to log into Tumblr to verify your age. DO.NOT.DO.IT. Basically, you’ll give the hacker your login information and they will use your blog as they have done the one above. Seriously, take my word for it. It’s NOT Tumblr. Please pass the message along. For some, our blogs are our lives. And it could all be gone in an instant.

hades isn’t a badass. hades named his three-headed-guard-of-the-underworld-dog spot. hades whispers to his flowers to make them grow. hades grows fruit. there’s no sun in the underworld.

hades isn’t a badass. stop saying this false thing

History wants so badly for Cleopatra to be beautiful. Like they can’t conceive of Rome being intimidated by anything less

Can I buy that from you?

My coworker at FUNimation (Adam Sheehan) made this Attack on Titan gingerbread scene!!

i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:

1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.

2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.

60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.

Ides of March gonna be real bittersweet this year