But What If A Vampire Drank The Blood Of Someone Who Was Anemic Like would They Be seriously Grossed

The Denny’s rule book: A simple guide

Denny’s is your local, friendly diner open 24 hours a day every day of the year. A place to relax and enjoy a breakfast at any hour, a fulfilling lunch or delicious dinner. All are welcome at Denny’s, and it’s your safest location, provided you follow this very simple guide for the nightly hours.

Never close your eyes in a Denny’s parking lot. 

Walk calmly to the door; you will hear sounds. Do not look behind you.

Always make sure the door closes behind you, unless it was already open when you arrived, in which case do not touch the door.

Never sit at the table farthest from the front door. Your server will sometimes try to seat you there. Politely refuse and ask for another table.

If you see a table with two salt-shakers, walk past it; that table is taken. Sit at the table directly across from it instead. 

Eat your pancakes. Box any leftovers; it would be a shame to waste food. It might attract something.

Do not, under any circumstance, look into the eyes of your own reflection in the bathroom.

If your server’s eyes turn black, do not panic; order a coffee with extra cream. Do not ask for a refill. Do not stare.

Think you recognize someone who just walked in? Best to ignore it. It’s probably not what it seems. They will proceed to sit at the table farthest from the door.

If you are walking past a Denny’s and you see yourself sitting in the corner booth through the window, keep walking. Do not eat at Denny’s that night.

Did you tip? You better double check. It’s only polite to leave a tip.

Do not ask questions. They will Notice.

Your local Denny’s is the perfect place for a delicious meal at all hours of the day. Hope you enjoy your next visit to any Denny’s Diner!

The signs type of humour

Aries: Annoyed humour, ranting about some ass hole person and it’s really funny

Taurus: Really fucked up humour, like weird voices and stuff and they do weird scenarios, story telling but they make it so much funnier 

Gemini: Calling people out humour, They always have the best comebacks 

Cancer: Random humour, they say random things when they don’t mean it to be funny but it’s really funny

Leo: Relatable humour, they say things that everyone is thinking but everyone else is too afraid to say it

Virgo: Really weird calm humour, they’ll say something really funny but is a really calm normal voice

Libra: Simon Cowell humour, They criticise or call out people really calmly and its hilarious.

Scorpio: Puts swear words to weird things and then calls people that. (Gordon Ramsay)

Sagittarius: Swearing humour, and really fucked up jokes, like cards against humanity jokes

Capricorn: Sarcasm Oh my God. When someone asks a stupid question they make up such fucked up detailed stories with such a straight face everyone thinks they’re serious or insane

Aquarius: Kind of a dark sense of humour, and they swear a lot but they like whisper swear to make it sound creepy 

Pisces: Oblivious humour, just them sitting there is so fucking funny but they don’t know it

Got me a piece of tumblr history 🤠

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

New insult thing to say

"Take your ex ass to the back of the alphabet hoe"

me and my brother: *explains how adhd affects us*

our parents: that's not adhd, that's normal

me and my brother:

This picture of a UPS worker delivering a package on 9/11 right after the second tower was hit is so fascinating to me. I totally would have used two buildings being blown up and the city infrastructure pausing as an excuse to not do my job. Just go back to the depot and call it a day. But no he’s bravely delivering that Backstreet Boys poster or whatever while everyone else stares at the buildings behind him in shock. Went “Well, that sucks. Can’t do anything about it I guess.”

Hi. Things are bleak, I know that. I know that we paid for Trump's last term with blood and it is likely the price will be blood again.

But listen to me. LISTEN.

You do not have to force yourself to witness horrors as an act of activism. It is not a form of activism. You can put your phone down, you can block that horrific video. We cannot win if you cannot fight and you will not be able to fight if you are hopeless.

Do not let them guilt you into this. People who are exhausted are easier to walk over. Take care of yourself, find community where you find joy.

They are studying us in petri dishes

CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THE FUCK DANNY PHANTOM’S SKIN GETS MORE TAN WHEN HE TURNS INTO A MOTHERFUCKIN GHOST 

Caution: Watch out for this. You’ll enter a blog, and a pop-up looking like the one above will appear asking you to log into Tumblr to verify your age. DO.NOT.DO.IT. Basically, you’ll give the hacker your login information and they will use your blog as they have done the one above. Seriously, take my word for it. It’s NOT Tumblr. Please pass the message along. For some, our blogs are our lives. And it could all be gone in an instant.