REBLOG IF YOU WOULD DATE A TRANS-BOY OR TRANS-GIRL

For all my plus size girls

- Coconut oil is great for boob sweat

- Essential oils/Deodorant for thigh chafing

- Crop tops? WEAR THAT

- Wanna ride his/her face? Do it. They’re grown. They will find a way to breathe.

- Afraid to have sex with the lights on? Girl, they knew what they signed up for, flaunt them stretch marks. Guarantee you that your confidence will turn them on even more

- Double chin troubles? Search for contouring videos on youtube

- Trouble with confidence? Walk with your shoulders back and your head high, I promise you it works

-Scared to eat in fear of judgment? Please eat, they’re probably not paying you any attention and if they are? Fuck em

- Worried about if you could get away with wearing that? Well I’m telling you that you CAN

And last but not least important, ALWAYS remember:

-YOU FUCKING PRETTY, BITCH

"How to get rid of the fucked up clown on your dashboard" I would never unfollow my mutuals like that :((

Spy AU? (It would be a blessing if someone drew this)

SPY AU Yakov: annoying boss at head quarters Victor: hot shot leader that never follows directions Yuuri: newbie, Victors new partner, used as a sexy distraction/lures the target into a trap Phichit: tech expert Seung: badass that doesn’t talk much Leo and Guang-hong: snipers/ get away drivers Christophe: patches up the crew when they get back Otabek: weapons expert/picks up Yurio after a mission via jet pack or motorcycle Yurio: stealth, cartwheels past lasers and breaks people’s neck with his legs Mickey: Annoying spazz Sara: look out JJ: acts like they’re the shit but ends up needing to be saved Georgi: disguise expert Minami: small, so used to spy in vents Emil: always comes late but ends up right when needed Mila: the one that tries to keep the team in order

This was all I can think of ;w; this is my contribution to the fandom

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You ever think your still friends with someone but then the job you’re applying to calls and says one of your references called HR and said they weren’t going to be filling anything out so you take it as the sign that you just lost one of your best friends on your birthday and just kinda accept that it’s clearly your fault cause tbh same