This Is Just Amazing! One Of My All Time Faves;

Oh God... Oberyn, Din no....

i saw a post from @support-local-bands about pedro’s characters as john mulaney quotes and my hand slipped? disclaimer: i learned about most of these characters through tumblr so if something’s grossly inaccurate that’s my bad (i had a really hard time with ezra’s???)

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Pero Tovar: “You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.”

Marcus Pike: “Hey, you could pour soup in my lap and I’ll probably apologize to you.”

Din Djarin: “Hey, do you want me to kill that guy for you?”

Ezra: “Brush your teeth. Now, boom, orange juice- that’s life!”

Agent Whiskey: “It’s perfume.”

Javier Peña: “STREET SMARTS!”

Maxwell Lord: “This is the height of luxury!”

Frankie Morales: “I’m very small. And I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress I am under.”

Oberyn Martell: “Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs.”

1-494 resident

494 is the amount of songs on my playlist as of posting this. Give me a number between 1-494, and I'll make up a resident story for it!

Koda, signing: Hi my name is Koda with a B, and I've been afraid of bugs my whole life

Aizawa: Stop, where's the B?

Koda: ᴛʜᴇʀᴇs ᴀ ʙᴇᴇ?

pedro pascal said "is anyone going to play the dilf in every new movie that comes out?" and then didn't wait for an answer.

Ares, Ares, Ares.... Why? Just why? Leave Persephone alone you butt monkey of the Gods...

First: while Ares is being gross, insensitive, and just terrible here; while Hades may not (or maybe is) Persephone's daddy, he most certainly is the fandom's daddy.

Second: Persephone speakin' the truth

O-oh... my heart!!!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ So, in short: (squ)eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

QOT MC: What language do you guys think Vivienne thinks in?

Remy: Maybe French?

Jett: Probably English.

Nikolai: It's obviously Mandarin.

Zoe: Bold of you to assume she thinks.

Bless you Ghost, bless you....

I took a nap when I got home today and in my dream I had an idea for a YouTube show called “Tender What?: Don’t Chicken My Tendies” and it was so important to me that y’all know about it that I tried to make a tumblr post about it multiple times while I was dreaming

Scout: Can someone else be the bad example in the group?

Engineer: but you wear shame so well

literally just sitting here eating lunch and i thought about pedro looking up at you for a second after eating you out for soooo long and you’re literally dripping off his chin and he has the most shit eating grin on his face, but also it’s lowkey heart eyes as he watches you take strained breaths and toss your head from side to side, your hand gripping his forearm to ground yourself while he puts in WORK making your pussy feel like a shooting star 👀 i know that man lives to eat it i just know

PEDRO EATS PUSSY LIKE A GOD PASS IT ON