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Church of England: Today is the feast day of Thomas More, when we remember the Reformation martyr-

Thomas More’s ghost:

I had a thought! When the piglets are still little, Jack would totally get one of those basket-style strollers and take them for walks that way... just imagining people coming up to see, expecting a baby and being met with piglets 😂

Yes!! He already takes a lot of walks with Miss Daisy, so it’s only natural for him to start taking the babies out early too. He’ll pile ‘em all into a stroller and just push ‘em around the neighborhood while Miss Daisy waddles along with him. Of course, some folks who didn’t know Jack as well definitely came up to the stroller thinking there was a HUMAN baby inside, only to be... VERY surprised at the gaggle of piglets wigglin’ around in there.

Pedro Pascal has captured the market on hot, single dads and god bless him for it.

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Hitler plans his attack

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HAPPY STAR WARS DAY NERDS!!!!! Here have some semi medium okay decent Poe Dameron smut in celebration!!! This is unedited because if I have to go back and read it I guarantee you it will not get posted because I am Insecure™ and the smut I have posted before was barely smut and this is a little more. It’s not super long, so I hope it doesn’t feel too rushed or anything. I hope everyone enjoys it! Also I am but a simple woman who has not had sex and the idea of a blow job kind of grosses me out, so that particular scene in this is real short, I hope that doesn’t disappoint anyone. Gods below, I’m gonna be known for having the longest author’s notes ever, aren’t I?

Pairing: Poe Dameron x reader

Fandom: Star Wars

Words: 1633

Rating: Explicit (18+ ONLY)

Warnings: oral (m and f receiving), unprotected sex (be safe my dudes), teasing? (is that something I should mention? idk what I’m doing guys)

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Obi Wan Kenobi x Reader

Summary: Obi Wan finds out you have been hiding a secret from him for a few years.

Word count: 1.5k

You did not know how long it had been since you were in the Jedi Temple. About 5 years or so. You did not wish to return and yet here you were. The famed Jedi Master, who had been cast out, was now back.

You sighed as you walked through the halls, ignoring the looks you got. No one questioned you, they knew you had been asked to come back. But you refused. After you were cast out, you moved to a far off planet. A peaceful one and settled down. A year later, a knock came to your door.

Opening it, you found your old master there. “Kit” you greeted the man who smiled back at you. Looking behind him to see Windu and Master Yoda. You sighed and opened the door. Walking away from it, there was no point in inviting them in. They would come anyway. No point in turning them away, they would still make there way in. You leaned against your counter as the men sat at your table. Waiting for them to speak.

“I believe, an apology is owed to you” Windu started, you replied in a scoff. Blowing air from your nose and shaking your head. “You did not trade secrets… You did not break the code” Windu sighed, looking to Kit for help. “We are sorry” Kit said, looking to you. Hoping you would give him your famous smile and accept the apology. “What’s made you change your mind” was all you replied with.

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👇🏼The caption & Pedro(@pascalispunk) response👇🏼

🚨UPDATE🚨

🚨UPDATE Pt. 2🚨

🚨Update pt. 3 // Via Pedro Insta (@pascalispunk)🚨

HAPPY VDAY

So, uhhh... where are my SPN, Pedro Pascal and Oscar Isaac mutuals at? (full disclaimer: I've never actually watched Supernatural and as far as Pedro and Oscar go; I've only seen their work for Star Wars (at least, I think that's the case for Oscar... I'm not 100% sure actually...)

I've fallen into both the Pedro Pascal and Supernatural holes, and it looks I'm not gonna find my way out any time soon....well been in the Pedro hole for two years now and the Supernatural one for three... may need help, will keep posted