Everything Is Like “QUEER History” And “List Of QUEER Young Adult Books” Or “Top 10 QUEER Movies”

being gay isn't a choice. you're assigned gay by Disney Corporation's marketing department when you appear for a microsecond in the background of their next big blockbuster

In case it wasn’t clear…

Saying “pornography” makes you sound like a gentleman as compared to saying porn.

me: i just want to be included!

me, after being included: what the hell and fuck

BLESSED

and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos

The target I work at has a skeleton that’s been our mascot. His name is Mr. Bones. We pose him every night.

Then we gave him a jacket and let him fold clothes

And then we let him get a nice drink at Starbucks

Sometimes work can be too hard on him

Everyone, especially our guests, love Mr. Bones and take pictures with/of him. I will keep everyone updated on his adventures

Stupid good boy

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Why did I have to look?

King slowly kissing DA and as it gets more passionate he starts to get shy and hides in DA's neck, DA kisses his head and ask if he wants to stop, he shakes his head and pulls them into a deep kiss while griping DA's shoulders. DA gently rubs circles on his hips as he slowly starts to grind down on their thigh. And they both have their first time together after that and thinking about this makes my heart go 🥺.

King would make sure they’re okay with anything he does. He makes it as passionate as possible. He goes at a slow pace at first and eventually speeds up. He kisses their neck and shoulder as he’s thrusting. He makes sure they cum before him. Once they finish, they cuddle and fall asleep together.

This is potentially life saving information everyone should know.

I REALLY HOPE THOSE EYES ARE EDITED IN OR BELONG TO SOMEONE WHO WAS FILMING THIS THING BECAUSE THEY SHOWED UP WHEN THE SPIRIT BOX SAID 'GET 'EM' AND I'M SO SCARED RIGHT NOW