Im Never Gonna Get My Fucking Cutie Mark

so anyway

after the ceremony

i fucking hate fruit flies literally get out of my face im not a fruit

"walker's nothing like percy" then what is this percy jackson behavior from his tiktok account huh

Why do gif search engines only have the most millenial normcore shit

the year is 2026. you're getting married to your wonderful partner. it's the happiest moment of your life. as you say the vows and kiss as a married couple for the first time, you freeze in shock. you see him in the crowd

Some of y’all are unfamiliar with the experience that is turning towards the window and crying your eyes out successfully without anyone else in the car noticing, and it shows.

I know Will Byers because I am Will Byers.

Analog Horror series you MUST check out

WARNING! IF YOU HAVE ISSUES WITH DEREALIZATION, PARANOIA AND ANXIETY, BE VERY CAREFUL WITH THESE!

Local 58 : *loads gun* Moon's haunted

Gemini Home Entertainment : *loads gun again* Solar System's haunted (Alien invasion type story. Ominous, original and great worldbuilding. Mostly documentary style)

The Mandela Catalogue : Doppelgangers, religious conspiracy, body horror. Remember, nothing is worth the risk.

The Walten Files : FNAF but like subtle. Cute art style too!

The Monument Mythos : Landmarks are sus in an alternate timeline. Also Suez Canal Crab my beloved.

Mystery Flesh Pit National Park : What if spelunking but meaty? (This one's here on tumblr and also reddit! Not quite analog horror but the vibe is there)

Happy Meat Farms/this place is not happy : Honestly best vegan propaganda i've ever seen 10/10 (LOTS OF BODY HORROR AND ANIMAL MISTREATMENT!)

The Smile Tapes :))))

YOURLOCALBREADMAN's youtube channel

liking stranger things is a red flag. its also an orange flag. and a yellow flag. and a green flag. and a blue flag. and a purple flag. liking stranger things is gay. YOU are GAY.