For All Have Sinned And Fall Short Of The Glory Of God.

My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.

Dear God she's beautiful

Lisotte

*takes a bite of my double chocolate all natural 16g of protein kosher no artificial sweetener certified vegan no soy cookie i won as a bet* at least it removes all moisture from my mouth and doesn't taste good at all

i won a bet with a friend and have been owed a cookie for the last week. i finally got my cookie today.

it's a protein cookie.

can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying

rewatching violet evergarden with my mom and I am desperately trying to remember whether gilbert was a pedo or not

my formal apology. found on our fellow hellsite reddit.

the funniest part of the whole elden ring dlc discourse is that everyone unequivocally forgave mohg. I love how basically everyone straight up said:

just gonna leave this here

Enemies (?)

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.