Next Thing You'll Know You Have 4 Cigarrettes In Ur Mouth 🗿

when you lowkey have a girl in your grasp and then she says she does casual

Sirius: Bro- Remus: No, no, hold up, rewind. Remus: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??

Remus: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight.

Sirius: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?

Remus, already taking off their clothes: God, Sirius, you’re so fucking stupid.

dedicated to @urmumsfan

u a moron

wait ya'll don't play roblox ?

jame potter🧍‍♀️

popular x popular

best friends to lovers (i see u prongsfoot)

pureblood x blood traitor

npt: @glxsyymads @urmumsfan @daystarpoet @junefl0wers @toooster @fwrails @litrlymine777 @bookish-phile

tag game!!

name one of your fictional (or real/celebrity!!) crushes and your top three favorite tropes/dynamics when reading fanfiction (x reader or chara x chara) about them! i’ll go first:

oikawa tōru

・ college au

・popular x popular

・exes to lovers

tags: @xoxochb @x3nafix @inkstainsonmysheets @haeerizm @shootingstargirl2001 @shyandsweetbunny2 @inmyheaddd @mrsarnold @catchmeonyourceiling @foxed-and-frazzled @aezuria @je-suis-indesicive @dollevve + anyone else who would like to participate!!

bday coming up soon (4-3 months) can ya'll deliver me eminem merch

that twink is gonna pay for his heinous crimes

wally is missing and he didn't cross over

simon is dead

ooh bodysnatching case #3

FUCKING WALLY YO

npts ! :)

@toooster @glxsyymads @cloudedhologram @finn-furry @deadmockin and every other person that wants to join actually

🏹 everyone wants him, that was my crime ⋆. 𐙚 ̊

choose your favorite gentleman to match my favorite taylor line 💘

tags: @catchmeonyourceiling @lovethornes @daystarpoet @beaucereza @chxrrybxmbi @dolcecuore @auntiejohn @mothswan @binibby @bvrnesher @ihatethecrowdsyouknowthat @certaimromance @effortlesslysweet @aezuria @mothswan @lydiasfalling @gibsluv @darkmatilda @amrplastique @gf2bellamy @peanutalergy @xoxorory @bvrnesher @mggslover @xoxoivy13 @laufeysvalentine @dxstoeskyvjbess @softspokenpoetry @tea-biscuits-books @minorlyatfault @lovesick-all-over-my-bed @ladyreid @lydiasfalling @wqlfstqr @jjsblueberry @darkskyangel whoever wants to join <3

(sorry if I didn't mention you but join in (I need to make a list of my mooties because I forget names )

a cherry blossom petal fell on my nose and i let out the most gut-wrenching sneeze of my life.