When A Fanfic Writer Puts A Nickname You Think Is Icky In Their Smut Fic

this is quite literally on-par with a royal baby announcement

y/n: don't you think you're being a little harsh on dustin?

steve: we're his parents, it's our job to keep him off the stripper pole

me @ y/n when they do something i’d never do:

like babe this isn’t us ?? get it together

Five: Okay, truth or dare?

Y/n: Truth

Five: How many hours have you slept this week?

Y/n:

Y/n: ...Dare

Five: Go to bed.

Y/n: I don’t like this game.

“Not all men”

You’re totally right….Robert ‘Bob’ Floyd would never.

My mom to her friends, my aunts, and literally everyone she knows: Yeah, my kid is so smart. She is on her phone a lot of the time, but it's not like you guys think, She is not like how kids nowadays are, She reads a lot of books on her phone!!

Me, a fanfic reader who can survive off nothing but just words and day dreams herself to sleep:

gif is not mine - google

Daryl: I lost Y/N.

Carol: How exactly did you lose Y/N?

Daryl: I mean, she is kinda small.

Y/N: Big enough to kick your ass!

Daryl: Found ‘er!

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