Feed on what you will. Rats, chickens, poodles, I'll leave you to it and watch you come around. But just remember, life without me would be even more unbearable. — Tom Cruise as Lestat de Lioncourt in Interview with the Vampire (1994)
Steve after being shot:
Danny: please don't be dead
Danny: please don't be dead
Danny: please please don't be dead
Steve: i'm not dead
Danny: i'm going to fucking kill you
Seb: You should always say "please" and "thank you".
Max, to Charles: Please shut the fuck up. Thank you.
Seb: Not quite what I had in mind, but you can't deny progress.
read somewhere "jujutsu kaisen is just a story of people desperately trying to make the world a better place for their loved ones and failing miserably" and oh boy do i fucking agree with this
Wei Wuxian: maybe if I take a nap my problems will seem easier to deal with when i wake up
Wei Wuxian, thirteen years later: i have more problems now
Daniel: Girls are hot
Daniel: Guys are hot
Daniel: Why is everyone so hot?
Seb: Global warming.