admit it, we’ve all fantasised about slow-dancing in the kitchen barefoot in our pyjamas at 2am in the arms of someone we love while old romantic jazz songs play softly on the radio
dads are so right about falling asleep on the couch with your arms crossed
I am staring disrespectfully
GREEN DAY vs. homophobia in the early 90’s
why do i have bones
Your squishy, fleshy, real boi body is simply an incubator for your bony skeleton self and when you die, it finally emerges then you get to be a spooky scary skeleton.
Celtic Mythological Creatures:
Fucked up little guy
Fucked up horse
Woman (dead)
Woman (Wet)
Woman (dead) (wet)
WIZARD
so the academy is reviewing whether or not to remove Will Smith’s award and here are some interesting tweets about that :)
Rats is a great person and a person of the gender they look most similarly to the same as the one that is the best state to buy a new one for the void has teeth to be here for a bit of land and the pat that hooks up with the wires in the charging port is not the same as the other imp.
I’m not sure if I’m just really tired or if this is as incomprehensible as I think it is. So I’ll let you guys figure it out.