You Are A Minion In The Service Of A Dark Lord. Your Master Has Tasked You With Creating And Spreading

this goncharov shit keeps getting better

some tumblr etiquette for new people!!

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

I feel like god was one of the og fanfic writers

like, he saw this planet full of blorbos, meow meows, what have you and just. chewed them up. threw so much angst and trauma at them and was having a great time

until he threw his own oc into the mix and chilled tf out

Are these…

Are these jojo references?

some men are born bi. some achieve bi-ness. and some men have bisexuality thrust upon them

magical girls are real, and you have been chosen by a magical creature to become one. The only problem is your a full grown man with 2 kids and a wife.

underrated potential cat+dog friendship

bonus gif

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