🌻🌷🌹Phoenix “I’m Not Good With Flower Names” Wright 🌻🌷🌹

I’ve come to make an announcement: Gordon Freeman’s a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking passport. That’s right. He took his scientist fuckin’ physics dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING passport, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that’s disgusting. So I’m making a callout post on my Wikipedia.com. Gordon Freeman, you got a small dick. It’s the size of this soda can except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like. That’s right, baby. Tall math, no science, no missing hand, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my passport, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck your feet. That’s right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER DICK! Except I’m not gonna piss on your feet. I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the HEV SUIT! How do you like that, GMAN? I PISSED ON THE HEV SUIT, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking Black Mesa test facility, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

I changed my profile!

The header image is kinda broken so oops.

How deep does this rabbit hole go

Me:What do you wa- My sleep paralysis demon: your toes,hand them over

For people who still don’t see anything wrong with cultural appropriation, who still call cornrows “boxer braids”, “Kim K braids” or whatever - our cornrows symbolize liberation and freedom, it’s not your trendy hairstyle, it actually does have a history.

Since slaves were never taught to write and drawing directions was dangerous, because they could lead to them being discovered, captured, sold again or even killed by their master.

To reduce the risk of being discovered, women started weaving the maps in their hair, carving out paths with their cornrows. Some of the patterns even had hidden messages!

Yes, braiding existed in Africa way before, but it got a whole new meaning when Europeans enslaved millions of people. So next time you decide to go for a “Kim K look”, do a little research before you end up disrespecting someone’s culture and just, in all honesty, looking silly.

#AppreciateDontAppropriate

no you fucking didn't

chat am I cooked

I yelled. For 10 minutes about these bitches.

SK8 the Infinity EXTRA PART OVA

Decided to take a break from comms today and draw the sillies

https://archiveofourown.org/works/25195066

Shit dawg, didn’t expect y’all to like this story that much