I Swear To God If One More Stupid Fandom Ruins A Beautiful Text Post I Am Calling The Police

We’ll have to do dinner Thursday night instead.

@strange-aeons this sounds remarkably like you irl

Strange aeons was teaching a class about cat food. I remember most of the class remarkably well, but the one line that will not leave my mind is “ham is a type of domesticated politician that we hunt for sport”.

Reblog to hug the person you reblogged this from and tell them that everything's going to be okay

She hasn’t responded to you yet because she’s busy being openly pathetic on Tumblr. Give it some time

Occasionally I will go Oh you know what I can rewatch one of my favourite shows while eating! I see no issues with this plan at all :) and then I always end up crying into my pasta

adora "Did yOu jUsT jUmP iNtO FiRe fOr mE😏😏" grayskull

sorry i completely shut down hearing fireworks lol do you still think im sexy

god gives his most specific, hard to explain genders to his strongest dykes

everybody masc till they spawn in a cherry blossom grove biome

the spirit is not willing and the flesh it is not so into the idea either