Seriously Lmk Im Tired Of My Plain Black Ones

adding onto Library Quotes Out Of Context

"are you kidnapping minors without me?!"

(this is a university campus, there are no minors of any kind present)

You overhear weird conversations in the library, I was just minding my own business when I heard this one guy say to his girlfriend:

“Are you gonna shove that child into that duct?”

There were no children present, or ducts of any kind.

its okay you tried

Dear captives.

Hello.

As you all know, I tend to keep people in my basement. Probably not the best thing to do as ive come to grow as a person. Really. I pledge to no longer keep people in my basement. Look, I know its a dick move i'm sorry.

From now on, I will free my captives and no longer hunt you down. Obviously, im not happy about this but I will try. Or like, do it less? Love Stupid green owl.

These 🌹💐🌹💐💐🌸🌺🌹🌺🌷🌸💐🌺🌹🍫🌹💐🍫🍫🌹🌺🌸🌷🍫💐🌸💐🌺🌹🍫🌷🌷🌺🌸🌷🌺🌸🌺🌹🌹🌹🌷🌺🌺🌸🌺🌹🌹🌷💐🌸💐💐🌺🌹🌸💐🌸🌹🍫🍫🌺🌷🌹🍫🍫🍫 💐🌷r for my mutuals on this valentines day <3

Not to be a pervert but I fucking cherish you

just went to the sleepy store they said you were a regular customer

Waiting for the day ‘good night’s aren’t said with words, but rather by cuddling into each other and letting go of every worry from the day, knowing you’re safe in their arms and that they’re safe in yours.

OoOOooOoOoooOOohhhhh you wanna kiss me soooo bad (manifesting)

oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this

oh its nostalgia hour my friends

i may be quite sad and nervous but there are still little pink hearts radiating off of me like a cartoon character