Requested By Anonymous

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me being strangled by someone who rightfully wants me dead: lmaooo i can't believe how bad u wanna fuck me

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( * MIXED BAG PROMPTS !

mixed bag of sentence starters with a side of silly. likely taken from twitch streams / messages.

❛ what have you had for dinner today? ❜

❛ what does that do? ❜

❛ you promised me. ❜

❛ i haven't been here for a while, i have some questions. ❜

❛ i did mess up. ❜

❛ it was a setup. ❜

❛ i would have had no mercy. ❜

❛ is it good? ❜

❛ you're like a month early. ❜

❛ that's an odd take. ❜

❛ so mean. ❜

❛ worth a shot. ❜

❛ we are out of lobsters. ❜

❛ it will never happen. ❜

❛ thank you for everything you do. ❜

❛ what are the options? ❜

❛ don't know about that one, chief. ❜

❛ i agree with that. it's a good idea! ❜

❛ that is really unfortunate. ❜

❛ i don't remember, sorry. ❜

❛ i don't know about this. ❜

❛ that was honestly not bad at all. ❜

❛ if it works, why is it bad? ❜

❛ you said what you said, no take backs. ❜

❛ i think it's time to let go. ❜

❛ that could have been really good. ❜

❛ i swear i heard it. ❜

❛ i'll give the people what they want. ❜

❛ blood for the blood god! ❜

❛ great catch! ❜

❛ it's always this way now. ❜

❛ it's not as good as people say it is. ❜

❛ oh dear god, that sounds horrifying. ❜

❛ that hair cut is beautiful! ❜

❛ any words of wisdom? ❜

❛ you look great today. ❜

❛ if it takes you that long for a response, the answer is no. ❜

❛ you can't take it seriously. ❜

❛ how was your experience? ❜

❛ how's life, you beautiful bastard? ❜

❛ what's a movie that stuck with you? ❜

❛ with great power comes great responsibility. ❜

❛ friendship is magic. ❜

❛ i could've saved more. ❜

❛ corny or not, that is a very profound. ❜

❛ get out of here. ❜

❛ it's not all on you, you can only do what one person can. ❜

❛ we all need to do what we can. ❜

❛ the world's burdens aren't yours to bear alone. ❜

❛ you're so appreciated. ❜

❛ i think you've done a fine job. ❜

❛ i'm sorry, what the fuck is going on? ❜

❛ what a strange experience. ❜

❛ how lucky are you? ❜

❛ are you drunk? ❜

❛ part of recovery is understanding there's going to be real absence. ❜

❛ little progress is still way better than no progress. ❜

❛ this is going to go down as the fucking worst time ever. ❜

❛ i feel your pain. ❜

❛ can i get a cookie? i'm hungry. ❜

❛ that made me cackle. ❜

❛ well, hello there cutie! ❜

❛ you got this. ❜

❛ you better rest up today and treat yourself. ❜

❛ i was not aware of that. ❜

❛ well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions. ❜

❛ this part of life is hideous. ❜

❛ it's only been five minutes. ❜

❛ i have no clue, i'm sorry, i was being silly. ❜

❛ thank you for guiding me through my toughest days. ❜

❛ get well soon, we need you. ❜

❛ i hope the best for you. ❜

❛ why are you running? ❜

❛ this is the best thing ever. ❜

❛ what am i watching? ❜

❛ what a clown show. ❜

❛ you are great. ❜

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wrapping  himself  in  silk  and  velvet——it's  his  armor.  each  stitch  ten  times  as  much  as  some  can  hope  to  afford.  bold,  proud,  and  a  beacon  of  avarice.  slender  digits  flick  through  another  stack  of  notes,  totaling  it  up——sure——but  also  just  enjoying  the  sheer  amount.  there's  money  in  jujutsu  &.  snatching  up  every  last  penny  ...  that's  the  way  to  life!  "haha,  louis  vuitton,  too.  'sides,  wasn't  that  curse  a  wayyyy  too  annoying?  hazard  pay!  we  need  more  hazard  pay!"  he  insists,  although  he  doubts  she'll  miss  even  the  smallest  shred  of  scratch  these  guys  had.  ah,  a  woman  after  his  own  heart. 

reclaiming her for the masses ( accepting ) — @amcssing

"Is that.. a tear I see?" Crow sharp eyes pin onto the barest scuff on the young man's top. Already, an all too pleased smile starts to bloom as she returns to formatting the invoice. Yet another charge to consider on top of the already hefty fees owed.

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i need to keep a little sticky on my desk that reminds me which muses are cheesy dumb flirts and which ones are clever they blur

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about pages for brad and thane are moved / set ! thane will be iconless for awhile since im switching his fc to i/dris e/lba because i love bringing poc content everywhere i go.

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if you ever catch martin where he can't think of a rebuttal he's just gonna smile and start singing in your face to piss you off.

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art of thane done by my twin @noatherics ! finally giving it a proper home.

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some   metas   for   brad   /   overhaul   information   ;

001. the   abelli   family   has   deep   ties   to   magic;   it's   their   breath,   it's   their   blood,   it's   their   life.   it   consumes   their   actions   and   mystifies   their   thoughts;   they   are   a   family   of   wanderers,   explorers,   and   adventurers.   their   house   flits   between   the   material   plane   and   countless   others,   an   ever-changing   locale.   the   multiverse   itself   a   countless   sea   for   them   to   explore——   for   better   or   worse.   their   house   is   a   grand   treasure   for   things   they   collect.

002. bradley,   like   ancestors   before   him,   have   delved   into   countless   unknowns   with   sorcery.   braved   the   depths   of   forbidden   knowledge,   unraveled   the   elements,   looked   upon   its   treasures   with   greedy   eyes.   such   exposure,   such   dredging   into   the   arcane,   has   changed   him.   magic   seeps   from   his   veins;   it   replaces   blood——flesh   shed   for   a   mystical   body.   he   is   magic.   a   shell   of   arcane   power   shaped   as   a   man   with   all   the   volatility   of   the   sorcery.

003. those   deep   ties   to   magic   give   deep   insight   to   its   workings.   access   to   secrets   is   not   meant   for   common   sorcerers;   it's   the   result   of   going   too   far   in   pursuing   something   not   meant   for   mortal   hands.   power,   surely,   yet   not   without   drawbacks.   a   dulled   sense   of   taste,   a   numb   sense   of   feeling,   a   lack   of   emotion   towards   life's   small   wonders.   a   need   to   seek   even   more   grandiose   things.   it   loosens   the   mind,   it   taints   the   sense   of   reason,   it's   having   thoughts   scattered   between   one   plane   and   the   next   at   all   times.

004. brad   sits   somewhere   on   the   chaotic   spectrum.   sometimes   good,   sometimes   evil,   never   against   trickery   or   deceit.   all   his   schemes   are   a   means   to   an   end,   a   step   towards   another   grand   adventurer.   despite   lacking   physical   sensation   in   some   regards,   his   emotions   are   present.   prone   to   changes   based   on   mood,   quick   to   reflect   external   circumstances,   dangerous   at   times.   he's   the   life   of   the   party   until   he's   not. 

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Cassandra Clare

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