First 5 Faceless Emojis Are How Your Summers Gonna Go

Ooooh especially because you can just tell Dash is channeling peak Fenton “It’s a lie I’m not a ghost!!” And. Well. That goes over a little different in Gotham…

Short DPXDC Prompts #599

Dash works at the GCPD. It’s been an interesting first few weeks. He can’t quite understand why everyone is so afraid of these rogues that the Bats and the Birds fight.

The other officers in the station just thought Dash’s comments on the matter was just the new guy talking shit. They ate their words when the newbie brought The fucking Joker into the station in handcuffs single-handedly.

So cute I love him.

It HIM

In the Danny Phantom universe it is consistently and continuously shown that ghosts gather their strength from indulging their interests. I would argue that it is also shown that the more a ghost cares about something, the more power it gains. Thus, all of the powerful ghosts would already have strong (dare I say special) interests. As such autistic people would have the advantage in the Infinite Realms. In this essay I will—

“You know, a lot of us thought you were a ghost. Jazz said you fit the profile. Black and white morals. Obsessed with bats. Always wearing the exact same thing.”

“I’m autistic.”

“Oh,” the ghost hummed. “Yeah, that’ll do it.”

This is literally the plot of Megamind

You are kidnapped by the villain regularly, but you’re starting to look forward to it. You know they won’t hurt you, and are simply being dramatic. It also doesn’t help that you are the only person they ever kidnap. This time, the hero doesn’t bother trying to save you.

Beautiful. Beautiful.

Those tags~

@proshipper-on-ship​ thank you for the Dick & Dan idea you added to my other post, please enjoy some of the fall out your comment resulted in haha

“So,” Bruce tried, looking hesitantly pleased at the surprisingly light atmosphere around the table. “Anything new and exciting going on with anyone?”

There was a smattering of answers from around the table. Jason didn’t offer anything - which wasn’t surprising, that he was even there and largely not starting a fight was more than enough as far as Dick was concerned - but with some ribbing from Steph, Tim eventually admitted to finally asking that boy he’d been interested in out. Dick joined in on teasing his little brother - and even Jay gave, for him, some gentle ribbing over finally getting the balls to do something, eh Timberland? - while very carefully avoiding mentioning his own sorta-kinda thing with Dan in Bludhaven. He’d deal with his siblings making him miserable and embarrassed over it all when he actually scored a date with him thanks very much.

Things were going good.

And then Damian cleared his throat, looking imperious and uninterested at the same time as he waited for everyone to turn to look at him.

“I have an announcement on an alteration to my personal life.” He declared, chin up and looking like he was already over this whole family-bonding-time thing, which was fair. Damian had gotten better over the years, but he was still not exactly the cute and cuddly little brother. Dick still had the scar from the last time he tried to hug Dami without warning a year ago and got stabbed for the effort. Still, he was sharing, willingly even! That’s progress!

At the head of the table Bruce tilted his head, looking as cautiously hopeful as Dick felt over the youngest Wayne actually offering to share something personal. “Have you decided on what college you want to go to then?”

“No.” Dami dismissed easily, without more than a glance in Bruce’s direction. “Night and I have decided to take some time to travel before continuing any further schooling.”

Huh, honestly, Dick was kinda surprised. With how much of a perfectionist Dami was, he’d thought he’d throw himself into college with the same ferocious, competitive drive he did everything else. But then again, if Elle Nightingale was going to be taking a gap year or two, it wasn’t as if it was that much of a surprise that Dami would go and join her.

The two gremlins had been practically inseparable since they were twelve and discovered a shared love of stabbing people and adopting every animal they see. If Dami’s best friend was going to go gallivanting across the world like she always dreamed of doing, Dick couldn’t actually be that  surprised that Dami would be going with her.

Dick took a sip of his drink as Dami opened his mouth to continue with what was probably going to be to most people the world’s most harrowing game of “how many incredibly dangerous animals can we see before we end up dead on our gap year” that the two demons were undoubtedly planning.

He regretted taking that sip almost immediately as Damian said, “Night and I took our marital vows yesterday. She sends her regrets that she was unable to join us for family dinner tonight.”

Predictably, the room broke out into utter chaos.

Dick choked on his drink, spraying across the table and splattering Babs with a shower of wine. She didn’t even seem to notice, dropping her own glass as she snapped her head over to stare at Damian, the sound of breaking glass and a deep red stain pooling across the table following as she did. At the end of the table, Jay made a noise like a dying goose as the samosa he’d just popped in his mouth threatened to kill him. Cass, perhaps the most outwardly calm at the proclamation, only stared with wide eyes at her younger brother as she hit Jason on the back in an attempt to make sure he didn’t die.

Dick could practically hear the old shrieking AOL dial up noise that was Tim’s brain attempting to process what his little brother had just said, while sitting next to him Steph gave a small shriek of you what? Duke’s head was on a swivel, eyes darting from Damian, to another family member, to Damian and back again as if unsure who to even look at in the moment.

Bruce just…stared, frozen in place, face caught in the most open look of shock Dick thinks the man has ever shown in his life.

—

Damian sniffed and cast a caustic look towards - of all people - Jason, “Unlike some people, I share my good news with the family in a timely manner.”

Jay sputtered, “You know what, fuck you! Fine, you want me to share the news?” Jay snapped his head towards the rest of them. “Jazz is pregnant, baby is due next month on the sixth. Baby shower’s next weekend at Robinson Park, show up or don’t, I really don’t give a fuck.”

Or maybe he was just going to try to kill them with a heart attack.

“What the fuck?!”

“Language!”

“Who the fuck is Jazz?!”

“Language!”

“Night’s elder sister and guardian, Drake, keep up. You should know this, you’re dating her brother.”

“I’m what?”

“And Grayson is having flirtations with her other brother.”

“Dan is Elle’s older brother? Wait - how do you know about that?”

“Todd and I are in the Nightingale family group chat. We have endured far too much waxing poet about your posterior over the past months.”

“Why do they all have variations of the same name? Who gives all their children the same name?”

“He likes my ass?”

“Oh my god, bigger picture Dick, focus.”

“Seriously, do they all have the same name outside of the older sister? I feel like we need to acknowledge they all have the same name.”

“Can we go back to the fact that Damian got married? To Elle? Yesterday? How did you even do that without anyone knowing?

“Dr. Nightingale is a notary.”

“…Dr. Nightingale as in the woman Bruce is investigating Dr. Nightingale?”

“Okay but the name thing? Please tell me you’re not naming the baby some variation of the name Daniel.”

“If the gremlins get their way it will be. Do you know how many lists we’ve made that they keep sabotaging?”

“So you have Dan’s number? Could you give it to me?”

“Jesus Christ, Dick I’m begging you.”

“Why did you guys even get married?”

“For the diplomatic immunity.”

“You don’t have diplomatic immunity.”

“I do now.”

“What does that mean?”

DCxDP: GIW and a Royal Faux-pas

Alt idea for : A Royal mistake

A good collection of the kids from Amity park are ecto-contaminated to the point of being almost halfas and most of them have powers because of it. The Weirdo trio + Val and Wes as well as the A Listers are the worst off.

All of them are aware that Danny is Phantom and are hiding him from his parents and the GIW as much as possible. And have grown closer due to it. And have all been given positions by Phantom in his "court"

Eventually due to the development of powers all of them + Jazz are carted off by the GIW for experiments and Dani/Ellie as the unknown variable is left to mount rescue efforts on her own.

She ends up approaching the Justice League as Princess Danielle Phantom of the Infinite Realms and threatens earth with war if her family is not returned to her.

The Justice League is shocked and concerned.

Imagine Ellie appearing in full royal regalia infront of a JL meeting. She floats there for several seconds not saying anything until Superman steps forward

"Who are you and what is your meaning for being here?" She looks at him cooly before turning to Captain Marvel

"The United States of America has declared War against the Infinite Realms with the Capture of the majority of the royal family and the court of the dead." Billy sucks in a breath and chokes on it

"What??!!" She flinches back

"The Government body known as the GIW has captured King Phantom, Pharaoh Dullman, Lordess Nightshade, Draconess Paulina, The Shooting Star, Red Huntress, and Queen Mother Jasmine of the Infinite Realms as well as several other members of the court for the purpose of experimentation. If they are not returned within the next several days then I, the standing child of King Phantom will be required to declare war for crimes against my people and my family." The girls voice trembled as she spoke. It was Batman who stepped forward

"Your Highness," he waited for her confirmation before continuing, "May we inquire more into the issue before us." She floats down to stand on the floor and she looks so much smaller

"You may." She grants

"When did the issues begin between your realm and the American government?" Wonder woman was the one to question

"They began 4 years ago when two mad scientists successfully punched a hole in the barrier between our world and yours. Later laws were put into effect that stated that Any being who produces, requires, or is made up of ectoplasm is non-sentient and is to be handed over to the GIW for experimentation and extermination." An audible yikes is heard from Green lantern from the back of the room.

"Why has this not come to our attention before now?"

"I'm not sure maybe it's because every single call Amity Park has made to you People has been declined or ignored." The Princess got progressively louder as she went on

The conversation continued until it was determined that rescuing the other members of the royal family was their only option to avoid all out war.

"One last question your Highness." She raised a brow

"You obviously have an army that could have attacked the government to rescue your family. Why give us a chance?"

"I'm not supposed to declare war without the King since I'm only 18 and we would prefer to not do more damage to the living world."

"18 years? You don't look that old do your people age at a different rate?" She flushed green

"Yes we age differently but you misunderstood. I'm only 18 months old. Father says I'm the equivalent of a human 8 year old though." The silence left behind was deafening. This child thought they were a last resort and they were willing to make this GIW regret

Thank you for that I can’t stop crying you tore out my insides and left me reverberating in emotional shock I’ve seen actual funerals that were less intense seriously I think I’m just going to hide in the nap corner until the Feelings stop thank you and Goodbye

You’re a daycare worker, watching over toddlers, when the imminent end of the world is announced. It becomes increasingly clear none of the kids’ parents are going to show up as the end inches nearer.

Ok but hear me out: Dash is Bill the henchman. He grows up and just becomes Bill. The other henchman want to know how he’s so chill. The villains want more information on his resume (Is that… does that say you spent four years bullying a superhero or—). The heroes just really want to know how he’s healing so fast (the vials of green he keeps downing can’t be Lazarus pit water, there’s NO WAY).

Dash is just living his best life, founding the Gooniun, and enjoying Gotham. Hey, at least he’s better than Danny—that kid kept flying around reviving heroes at random!

Short DP X DC Prompts #83

Dash goes through some hard times and is forced to become a henchmen in Gotham to make ends meet. 

Yesssssssssssss I like it very much

You are a long forgotten god. A small girl leaves a piece of candy at your shrine, and you awaken. Now, you must do everything to protect your High Priestess, the girl, and her entire kindergarten class, your worshipers.

STICK

<Reblog to get a sword.> o()xxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>