Am-just-a-simp - Somebody

Showing 'Exhaustion' in Writing

Heavy eyelids, struggling to stay open.

Slumping shoulders, barely able to hold themselves up.

Dragging feet with each step.

Speaking in a slow, slurred manner.

Dark circles under the eyes.

Yawning frequently and deeply.

Head nodding forward, trying to stay awake.

Leaning heavily against walls or furniture.

Rubbing eyes and face with hands.

Deep, weary sighs escaping lips.

Wincing at bright lights or loud sounds.

Staring blankly ahead, unable to focus.

Weak, unsteady movements.

Muttering incoherently to themselves.

Falling asleep in unusual places.

Lack of response or delayed reactions.

Propping their head up with their hand.

Collapsing onto the nearest available surface.

Swaying slightly on their feet.

Barely lifting their head to speak or listen.

when reading smut and y/n says “daddy”

Just finish a 64 hours fast, feeling good

thank you archive of our own for being the sole reason I don't kill myself

I just had a super weird "ah-HA!" moment (I don't get those often and now I'm excited, so bare with me.)

Okay so Michael Bay made both the 2014/16 TMNT movies AND the Transformers movies, and in the second TMNT movie there's a transformers cameo with Bumblebee.

....hold on. I gotta word this right before the weed kicks in.

(At this point in the post, I got a phone call and forgot what I was doing. It has been an hour and I am stoned out of my goddamned mind. I will do my best to continue from here. Sorry!)

...damnit. I got sidetracked. Ugh. Okay basically, well actually CANONICALLY TMNT, X-Files, Power Rangers, Hellboy, Ghost busters, Batman (and therefore, the league,) Hellboy, Street fighter, Archie, Alvin and the Chipmunks, and even Josie and the Pussycats all exsist IN THE SAME GODDAMNED UNIVERSE.

CAN YOU JUST IMAGINE FOR A MOMENT HOW FUCKED UP NEW YORK IS ON A REGULAR AFTERNOON!?!

Like, Donnie getting kidnapped by aliens

..and then probably getting saved by Scully and Mulder!? Does that last part actually happen??? I don't know, I haven't read that crossover yet. But the point is THAT IT COULD!

Meanwhile, you have Bebop and Rocksteady chillin with Scourge (Sonic)

While Raph's probably kickin back and having a beer with Casey and Hellboy

And Garfield and Mikey are playing it up like Top Chef in the kitchen,

All the while you have Optimus fuckin Prime and the Megazord probably having an arm wrestling match on a mountain somewhere!

AND THEN THERE'S WHATEVER THE GOD FEARING HELL THIS IS:

(At this point in my weed-fueled ramblings, I was distracted by the sounds of my dogs barking downstairs. Nothing was wrong, but there were cookies in the adjacent kitchen...well anyway, it's been 40 minutes. Sorry again! 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️)

Anyway, I had a point to all this...

...

.....

........OH YEAH!

Donnie fucks Batgirl.

The End.

reblog to kill yourself

all i do is over caffeinate myself and function incorrectly

i hope mr beast goes bald. nothing against bald people but i think he doesn't deserve his hair

Tumblr really needs a "dont ever show me this post again" option