Am-just-a-simp - Somebody

Yeah, I'm fine

*Types "<character name> x reader" into tumblr search bar*

Okay about my Gaz post because it's mostly people who haven't played the games and are only in the fandom to hc CoD characters as uwu anime girlies (especially on tiktok) how are you gonna include some German mf who sounds like he belongs in JoJo Rabbit (I love König as much as the next person but some of his 'stans' are insufferable) in 141 edits/content and not fucking Kyle who's literally part of the 141. It's a bit weird when you include Price,Ghost, Soap and then boom König, like WHERE did that mf even come from😭 Anyway stan my delicious beautiful sergeant bc he solos.

"what did you eat?" what DIDNT i eat🔥🔥

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles:

There’s never a bad time to have a TMNT marathon. 

You can watch the entire 1987 series by clicking here!

You can see the 2003 series by clicking here!

You can watch the 2012 series by clicking here!

But wait, there’s more!

Want to watch The Next Mutation series? Click here!      - Here’s where you can watch the TMNT/Power Rangers crossover episode!

And of course, the movies! 

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)? No problem, click here!

Go ninja, go ninja, go! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: Secret of the Ooze (1991) is right here!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1993) would be located here!

TMNT (2007) can be watched here!

Wanna see Turtles Forever (2009)? Here is where you need to click!

Knock knock, you about to get shellshocked! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014) movie here!

GREEK GODS AS ANIMATED TEXTS :D

low effort Olympian memes :)

ZEUS

POSEIDON

HADES

HERA

DEMETER

HESTIA

APOLLO

ARTEMIS

ATHENA

HEPHAESTUS

ARES

APHRODITE

DIONYSUS

HERMES

161 CALS FOR THE WHOLE PLATE <3

ok y’all are not gonna believe me but istg this is good lmao. i got it from tiktok but arranged it a little. it’s great for people who don’t have stevia or any 0 calorie sugar too, i know that it can be very expensive so here’s a recipe that doesn’t need any !

ingredients :

(brownies)

- 27g flour (96)

- 21g cocoa powder (48)

- pinch of salt + 1/4 tsp baking powder (0)

- 100g diet soda (0) ik that sounds extremely unappealing but trust me it’s still very good 💀 if you WANT to add some powdered sweetener tho, it’s 120g of soda (for 45g of sweetener)

(toppings)

- 1 tbs cocoa powder (12)

- 2g maple syrup (5)

- the quickest splash of unsweetened almond milk/water (0)

directions : mix the dry ingredients, then add in the diet soda, then you can either bake it in a preheated oven at 400F/200C or (impatient as i am) in the microwave for 2min30, it’ll come out very slimy tho, idk if you can see it in the pic. then mix and pour the chocolate glaze on top et voilà !

more recipes to come soon 💋🩰