What A Ssshame

What if Optigami is just the start of all the temporary heroes finding out Marinette's identity and as a result getting the miraculous permanently?

Like the next episode is Nino getting it.

Then its Max, then Kim, Kagami, Luka (They don't get back together after finding out. Marinette basically decided that was a no-no since she didn't want relationship drama and she realized she wasn't over Adrien so it would not work out for a plethora of reasons which Luka agreed with. He moved on) , Alix and so on.

Eventually the whole class except for Chloé, Lila and Adrien all know Marinette is Ladybug and they are all supporting her and helping out in their own way as permanent miraculous holders. Which of course Chat noir doesn't know. he still thinks the heroes are still temporary heroes that Ladybug is relying on more.

Marinette's life actually becomes a lot easier. Because she developed like a SUPPORT network.

Meanwhile, Adrien is finding his classmates are starting to drift away. He doesn't want to associate with Lila so he isn't talking to her, and Chloé is still angry over him calling her out over the movie thing.

His best friend Nino is even seemingly avoiding him.

And now when there is an akuma, ALL of the heroes show up.

The akuma and sentimonsters that appear are handled so easily now. Most of the time before Chat noir can even get there. Ladybug is there and she fist bumps with Rena Rouge and which ever heroes made it to the fight.

Ladybug doesn't even patrol anymore. She has her whole guardian thing to figure out, so she helped set up a patrol schedule. Chat noir patrols alone.

He can't even remember the last time he physically saw Ladybug.

Plagg tells Adrien he should call her and tell her. Which he does cave and call, but it went to voice mail. He asks if they can patrol sometime, he misses talking with her.

He gets a message from Rena Rouge a couple days later saying Ladybug doesn't have time for Patrols right now, she is having a break through with some guardian stuff and that Carapace can patrol with him is he wants.

Chat noir decides to accept it. Maybe being friendlier with the new heroes could help him accept this. They aren't hindering them, and it makes akuma fights easier. He should stop being gloomy about progress.

So he patrols with Carapace. And Chat noir actually does have a fun time with he turtle. It felt like he was hanging out with one of his closest friends.

As they relaxed Carapace accidentally leaks how having Wayzz full time has made a dent on his snack budget.

"What do you mean full time?"

Carapace explains that he is a full time hero like everyone else.

"What do you mean everyone... Are you saying every hero is a permanent miraculous wielder now."

"Well we all know who Ladybug is so it would be dangerous if we were civilians..."

Carapace stops and then asks.

"Do you.... do you not know who ladybug is?"

"Carapace. Im going to need you to send a message to the 'Guardian' for me." Chat noir said with a fake smile that was hiding a rather powerful negative emotion.

Huh! I believe I’ve accidentally found out what the whole deal with this new wave of porn bots is.

having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed

reblog to make someone bisexual

I have no followers so I can literally just scream into the void

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

1. Movie/TV Shows (love rating them and can make a power point presentation on every plot point and story beat)

2. Musicals (funny songs go brr)

3. Books/Web Comics (I spent 20 minutes last night explaining every key detail my friend needed to know in order to understand why I was so excited to read the latest chapter)

4. Politics/Religion (specifically used as plot points in a story, I eat that shit up)

5. Mental Health!!! (I'm a big advocate for mental health and have done a lot to keep myself aware of other mental illnesses and the importance of having a proper support system)

I saw this meme going around on twitter and I think it'll be perfect for this account.

List 5 topics you can talk on for an hour without preparing any material.

You know what? Since heterosexual people are called straight, I’m starting a petition for homosexuals to be called curved. All bi folks can be flamberge.

Straight.

Curved.

Flamberge.

I admit I’m not familiar with all the orientations, but feel free to educate me and I’ll try to find something that fits. Be a weapon. Fuck the system.

These are the comebacks I like to see

I should commission some art

who should I commission?

reminder to:

straighten your back

go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT

go take your meds if you need to

drink some water

go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while

maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)

reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about

maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?