I WANT TO BE YOUR SLAVE, I WANT TO BE YOUR MASTER

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK! Fr though posiedon did not deserve this goddess

this post goes out to sally fucking jackson

the woman who stayed in an abusive relationship for years to keep her son safe.

the woman who survived a minotaur attack and the underworld.

the woman who ate a primarily blue diet out of pure spite.

the woman who turned her abusive husband into a statue and sold him for a fortune.

the woman who was offered, by poseidon, a palace under the sea if she wished.

the woman who picked up a shotgun from a police car, used it against a laistrygonian giant, and when asked when she learned how to use it, responded “just now”.

a woman who, without notice, was met by a newly-human god and his twelve year old master and, without batting an eye, offered them food and clothing.

a woman who is a mother above all mothers.

i love sally jackson.

Okay so like I love plushie dreadfuls, right? What is this? Why is this? The first one feels very based on some stereotypes and exaggerated (if you go to the website and click on it and scroll down you'll see a list of why it has those features and shit) and the second one is better I guess, but where's the fun color palette? Where's all the intricacies and cool symbolism? Feels like they didn't try very hard with these, idk, they're not as interesting and fun as the other ones, and it isn't just with the OCD ones, they made some of the 'scarier' mental health issues look less cute and fun than the others (the ASPD bunny, the schizophrenia bunny, etc.) idk, but from what I've seen and heard it's… not ideal.

it should be okay for me to slap the hell out of anyone that calls me selfish for not wanting to have children

we have a new truncated decachoron.

Make it popular.

And now I present.

THE FACETED TRUNCATED ICOSIDODECAHEDRA

SPREAD IT FARTHER AND WIDER THAN THE TRUNCATED DECACHORON EVER WENT!

GO FORTH MY TROOPS!

i got this idea after a friend mentioned alrry with short hair

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psa. if we’re mutuals, we’re automatically friends. u don’t need to say things like “sorry to bother” or “sorry im annoying” bc ur not. ur my friend. u can come to me for anything. u need help? im here. wanna chat? hmu. just wanna gush abt your muse? go for it. we’re friends. ily.

Julius Caesar is hosting a party,

Reblog to invite others to the party

As a non-Christian, I really hope the new pope is as accepting as the last one, because everything I've heard about pope Francis was good, and I'd like to think that we could have someone like that again, because I'd like to maybe think not everybody is filled with hatred, especially not people put in power

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