Art, Simply Art 🎨 (@taramilktea On Insta 🌼)

I hope that you're still coming to the picnic this weekend?

But of course! I wouldn't miss it for the world, dear Edward. ☺️

Ooh, that reminds me! Do I need to bring anything? Cups, cake, drinks, chocolate?

I kinda already baked the cake, I hope you don't mind strawberry fudge whipple delight...topped with whipped cream, heh.

S I M P S O N S G I F S

It's shitty but I made this for you hope you like it 💕💕😘💕

Really? For me?! Goodness, how long did this take you? It isn't bad at all, you're very talented and it's gorgeous! It's very sweet of you.

Thank you! ☺️

Hi Mr. Wonka. If I in any way made you or your oompa loompas uncomfortable at the last barbeque, I sincerely apologize. I did not think I would get drunk ~

That's just the problem, Alice. You don't think. You spilled heavens knows what on my new tailored coat, vomited on poor Edward, kicked an Oompa Loompa while trying to, as you said, "tear up the dance floor", and tripped and fell into the dessert table. You made a fool of yourself and ruined the party for everyone at the same time. Next time please be more considerate of your guests before popping out a big bottle of the some ol' trippy chug-a-lug.

Oh, I almost forgot. You're banned from the factory as well, by the way. I can't have you endangering my Oompa Loompas or destroying everything, now can I? And I will be billing you my Oompa Loompa's hospital bill. Yeah. Use this as a lesson to be more responsible. Hmph.

I just wanna see your bedroom pweaseee mister wonka 😔😢

I normally wouldn't allow my privacy to be intruded on, but since you said please and my room is in order today, I will this once.

Before you ask, the walls are not made of chocolate, they are designed to LOOK like chocolate. Otherwise it would melt and collapse and that would be terrible to wake up to. Haha!

Wow lol

Do you have a gf? :)

Looks like I do now.

Lol, jk.

omggg mine used to be 27 too. did the whole 27 club thing inspire you? that was the thinking process behind 27 for me tbh. then i turned 28 over quarantine whoopsie

i think i heard abt it and smth abt the number rlly stuck w me ?? idky 27 is my number but ever since i turned 13 im like :/ well i know when im going

Im sad because you ignore my ask I congratulated you on your wedding day :(

I'm so sorry, honey! 😣 I wasn't on here for more than five minutes the last few days (I'm at Disney World with my wife rn so it'll be a few more days before I'm back home & I can really sort through them all). I got a lot of wedding stuff in my inbox, lol, it would take so long to answer them individually. But I did read some of them yesterday & I appreciate your & everyone else's love!! 💚❤️

reblog this if youre a slut for soup season 🥣🍲