#gettinganewcanesoon 🎩

I didn't know you was good friends with Santa clause. I'm late. But I bet you and your oompa loompas be getting the holiday hookup special. All types of little cute outfits and tailored coats and supplies. You know good and well your behind should be on the naughty list after what you did to them kids but Santa still be putting you on the nice list in trade for cookies and chocolate 😂😂

Oh yeah, everybody know the Clauses and their worker elves here at the factory. They like to visit during the winter for a tour and a nice dinner in our big dining hall, and they just love having hot chocolate near the fireplace. Fortunately, Santa never learned about the little factory mishap so I was never put on his naughty list. That's a secret, a slightly dirty one, but so what? We all have at least one. And it's not like any of what happened was my fault anyway. I'm quite an angel, if I do say so myself.

Nobody:

Winslow: "Damn. Bet. AHAA! Desperate. WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! Bro my voice dead. Aye *starts aggressively rapping anyway*"

🤣😂😭

I love your account so much! I’m being anon bc I’m shy, but your account is honestly my exact aesthetic and I’m here for it. Can you post the bonus track from Cannibals? I wonder why it was left off your album? Thank you (:

Thank you! Got you, darling! 💙🖤

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Winslow Sullivan - Headshot ft. Y$L Frenchie x IKillPpl (prod. Super Mario)

(Ignore the shitty visual quality, it's 12AM & I'm too tired to properly process it)

Mr. Wonka. I know you're busy baking with Miss Cocoa, but Alice still wants to come to the barbeque at your factory the weekend, she insists you unban her immediately and talk to her directly. There's just nothing I can do to convince her otherwise. I'm sorry

Today is World Mental Health Day! Let's focus on peaceful things. 🕊️🕊️🕊️✨✨✨

🍂Autumn Self Care🍂

Drink your favorite tea, cocoa or coffee ☕

Get cozy & relax with a good book 📖

Bring nature indoors 🌱

Put on warm comfortable clothes 💖

Bake something you love 🥧

Get some exercise, take a walk through nature 🍁

Go apple or pumpkin picking 🍏

Carve pumpkins with family or friends 🎃

Watch your favorite Fall movie ☀️

Take a nap to recharge 💤

Positive Affirmations✨

You deserve happiness, respect, peace & love 💕

You will overcome challenges & obstacles 💫

You are talented, you are strong, you are brave 🌈

Your voice deserves to be heard, you matter 🗣️

You are loved 💛

You are enough 🌟

GENTLE REMINDERS 🤗💡❤️

Drink lots of water, stay hydrated, take breaks 💦

Circumstances you can't control aren't your fault 🍂

It's okay to say "no" ❌

Treat yourself with kindness ☺️

It's okay to reward yourself 🍧

It's okay if you're not where you want to be yet 🛣️

Your illness doesn't define you ☀️

It's okay to take a day of rest & do nothing 🆗

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60 Resources & Hotlines 🌍

https://socialworklicensemap.com/social-work-resources/mental-health-resources-list/

🍂Take care of yourself 🍂

Art by Jonathan Wesslund

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your instagram reached 126k lol k bye lol

P.s: i miss your rock band and your singing, bring back dead@6am and I miss your pretty face and would like a photo k bye

Thank you for telling me! I haven't been on Instagram in like four days, lol. ☺️

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I've been super busy so I haven't had time to do anything, but I will commit to that again. Sometime soon. Meanwhile, here's my face:

Thanks for calling me pretty, pretty. 🖤

Bearbnb, East Sussex, UK 🍯

Created in celebration of Pooh's 95th anniversary, The 'Bearbnb' is an authentic replica of Pooh's tree-hollow cottage & the designer, Kim Raymond, hasn't left a single detail out – fittingly. Taking inspiration from the original illustrations of E. H. Shepard, the tiny property can be found inside a real tree trunk & boasts a bright red door & a sign that reads 'Mr Sanders', a reference to the original Winnie-the-Pooh tales. The magical home boasts a cozy interior with bespoke blue & white striped wallpaper adorned with yellow acorns & pine cones, as well as a rustic wood ceiling, off-kilter windows, floral furnishings & hand-painted artworks. The kitchen comes equipped with a shelving unit filled with giant jars of honey, while outside you'll find a magical picnic area where guests were served up locally-sourced meals inspired by Pooh's favourite honey.

Hey I noticed that you changed your clothes a lot on the golden ticket tour day. First you had the black coat outside then you took that off and had the burgundy jacket but after the contest you had on gold and black pajamas and slippers then when you was getting your shoes shined you had the black jacket with another black coat under it and then you changed back to the burgundy jacket when you had dinner with the buckets. Why did you change so much and how did your clothes magically switch at the end?

Well, I changed back into my lounging pajamas because the tour was over. And I wanted to be comfortable for my therapy session. I threw on a quick change of clothes once again to find Charlie and talk to him. I specifically changed my clothes so that he wouldn't recognize me or the big 'W' on my shoes. That's how I ended up in all black. So basically your question is how in the world did I end up wearing the burgundy coat again, right?

When we arrived back at the factory after visiting my dad, we were brainstorming new candy flavors and ideas. I leave most of my coats and shoes at the front corridor when I'm in a hurry (if the Oompa Loompas haven't taken them away) and I happened to change back into the attire from earlier right before going to the Buckets' house for dinner with Charlie. That's all. Just a quick change of wardrobe.

Would you like to be friends? 😁😄😃

Ha ha...no.

Because you see, most people aren't going to put the same amount of effort in that I do...and that is the biggest form of rejection to me. The worst kind, actually. Friends let you down, or people you trust betray you and steal your secret chocolate recipes, why should I want them? Besides, The Buckets, Hatter and Edward are my dearest friends. I have no more tolerance for others. Maybe you should ask Edward, he told me that it gets lonely up in that stuffy castle sometimes, and unfortunately I can't visit often. He lives quite the distance and my factory is demanding.