Good morning, people!
I want to quickly show you guys something new inside the factory!
This is the Space and Underwater room! How many of you believe in aliens? I hope you do, because we've perfectly constructed anti gravity delicacies, called Moon Pies, that we're going to send straight into orbit, allowing any aliens out there with a sweet tooth to eat to his or her fill. And that way, if the sweet is eaten, we'll know whether or not extraterrestrial life forces exists. Brilliant, no?
Now, these big white balls attached to the ceiling above the Oompa Loompas' heads are organic moon replicas, made from crystalized particles, Himalayan salt and Alpaca fiber. They're used to collect any goop or DNA from any aliens that eat the pies off 'em. We've also set up a big pair of binoculars to see if we capture any activity.
Oh, and check this out, this is one of the neatest things. This is the Underwater Simulator, it serves the same purpose as the Space Simulator and Moon Pies, except its job is to lure otherworldly marine vessels into our line of vision, see if they like chocolate.
You just simply dunk a person, or in this case an Oompa Loompa, into the water and they can scuba their little bodies around while collecting data. Yeah.
Though it's a latest and greatest idea still in the works, if successful, I'll be the first chocolatier in the world to document extraterrestrial life! Ha, can you just imagine?!
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Winslow: "Damn. Bet. AHAA! Desperate. WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! Bro my voice dead. Aye *starts aggressively rapping anyway*"
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I love your account so much! Iβm being anon bc Iβm shy, but your account is honestly my exact aesthetic and Iβm here for it. Can you post the bonus track from Cannibals? I wonder why it was left off your album? Thank you (:
Thank you! Got you, darling! ππ€
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Winslow Sullivan - Headshot ft. Y$L Frenchie x IKillPpl (prod. Super Mario)
(Ignore the shitty visual quality, it's 12AM & I'm too tired to properly process it)
PLEASE KEEP THIS HAIRCUT AND YOUR HAIR DYED BLACK ITS SO CUTE ON YOU πππ. I hope you donated your hair after you cut it like you said you was gonna. And I like your bleached/distressed friends shirt π.
Hi! βΊοΈ I did donate my hair! It's kind of weird but every year after I cut my hair I try to donate it at least once since it grows so fast/long. I just figure why not if I can be helping someone, it doesn't have to go to waste, you know? Thanks for the cute compliments, sweetie! π€
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I wanna kiss those sexy pink sugary lips of urs
Aheh....I...
Moving along.
This gives me the chills. π¨οΈ
"Surviving Willy Wonka is an AmericanΒ horror movie created by Tim Burton and is the sequel to Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Six years into the future, a whimsical candy-making killer with an unknown motive for luring his adolescent victims inside his chocolate factory opens his doors up to the public once again. But this time, tourists won't leave."
Cocoa here!
So... Have you ever been outside while it was raining and just stood in the rain?
Ah...no. Rain makes you sticky and sick, why would you stand in it intentionally?
We might need to discuss a few of your life choices, Cocoa Bean.
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Ghost pumpkin
Would you like to be friends? πππ
Ha ha...no.
Because you see, most people aren't going to put the same amount of effort in that I do...and that is the biggest form of rejection to me. The worst kind, actually. Friends let you down, or people you trust betray you and steal your secret chocolate recipes, why should I want them? Besides, The Buckets, Hatter and Edward are my dearest friends. I have no more tolerance for others. Maybe you should ask Edward, he told me that it gets lonely up in that stuffy castle sometimes, and unfortunately I can't visit often. He lives quite the distance and my factory is demanding.