Born To Být Vybrána Vesnickým šamanem Za Učednici, Poznávat Bylinky A Sbírat Houby, Trávit Celé

The Secret History could never have taken place in 2024 solely for that one scene in the beginning where Richard goes thrift shopping for more snobbish clothes. Nowadays bro would have walked out with a polyester Shein crop top and a threadbare H&M sweather

"if a boy makes fun of you that means he likes you 🥺" your children will grow up to ship opposite unity

"neee, nenos nám smůlu, nedělej tooo!"

my cunty ass:

ale proč nebylo letos nic ikonického?? kde je Jidáš Iškariotský?? kde jsou mongolské chatrče??

seeing the new upload while writing oppunity fanfic almost gave me a heart attack lmao

Já, když otevřu instagram/tumblr, abych "jen něco zkontrolovala"

The Secret History except the hospital Richard gets admitted to is run by the House MD team:

he comes in with terrible respiratory problems and with Henry doting on him the whole time

first disovery: he has pneumonia because he stayed in an room with a hole in the roof (duh)

second discovery: his lower abdominal pain is caused by an std he contracted from Henry who got it from Camilla who got it from Charles who got it from Francis who also gave it to Bunny (and that's why Marion doesn't like him)

third discovery: his digestive problems were due to Henry slowly testing a poison on him which he plans to use on Bunny

fourth discovery: the thing that bit Charles during the bacchanal gave him rabies. To counteract him, he needs mouse bites

final discovery: the biggest underlying cause of his problems was just being allergic to the type of chalk Julian uses or smth

Kdo by vyhrál: The cruel indifference of the universe (touha odmaturovat) vs the indomitable human spirit (tolik čínských seriálů na youtube s titulkama teď dokoukám Word of Honor a pak si znovu pustím The Untamed a pak asi Heaven Official's Blessing a vlastně mi tu leží ty knížky a vlastně bych se mohla začít učit mandarínskou čínštinu a koukat na to bez titulků a

JINDŘICH PTÁČNÍK 😳

SPOILER ALERT FOR KCD2

sejdeme se pod mostem

Jsou v tobě dva vlci.

Ten první používá anglicismy v každé druhé větě za účelem pobavení a odkazování na internetovou kulturu.

Ten druhý ho poslouchá a zděšeně zjišťuje, že začínáš znít jako Sugar Denny.

(jsi já)