okay so the shortest known battle in the history of the world was 38 minutes long. It took place in 1896, from 9:00am-9:38am
and doesn't that just scream Aziracrow?
hear me out:
Crowley: oh yeah, Angel, hell wants me to tempt some humans into starting another war
Aziraphale: Another one? really? and this soon after the civil war - it feels rather lazy, doesn't it?
Crowley: well, you know those guys, always got quotas to fill. Plus, I'm already on thin ice with downstairs at the present, I'm afraid I can't really get out of this one.
Aziraphale, sighing: I know, I know...I suppose...what do you say to a teeny tiny war?
Crowley: ...just how tiny are we talking?
ask game!! 15 and 36?
Thank you for the asks :D
15: last thing I ate was some of my brother's Easter bunny (he shall never know)
36: Do I paint my nails? Yessss normally they're black and pink (the only two colours I have lol)
OKAY so in one of my headcannons I mentioned how Aziraphale and Crowley danced in the rain together...
Crowley: "A sudden rainstorm forces them beneath a canopy - they look into each others eyes and realize they were made for each other."
Aziraphale: "People would gather and do some formal dancing and then realize they had misunderstood each other and were actually deeply in love."
dancing in the rain is literally both of their ideas of falling in love combined T_T
15 is so real for this
When you're trapped on same spot and about to die vs When you're trapped on same spot and about to die, but there's also a cute guy there
on some (very rare) nights in the bookshop, one of the two puts on a record they brought from Maggie and they dance in the candlelight for hours
although Crowley will forever claim to be a Queen fan first and foremost, both the angel and the demon have a soft spot for old-timey music (especially the songs with a waltz-like beat)
they spend the first few times just learning how to slow-dance (Aziraphale knows the Gavotte and Crowley...we don't talk about Crowley's...dancing...and dancing is a very generous term to describe what he does)
learning to dance goes just about as well as you would expect, but after many a trodden-on foot, the two get there
one very embarrassing time, Nina walked in on the pair in the middle of a slow-dance (Crowley's head was resting on Aziraphale's, and Aziraphale's arm was around Crowley's waist) Nina and Maggie wouldn't stop gushing about how cute they were afterwards
one time on a particularly stormy afternoon the streets outside the bookshop were deserted
well, almost deserted...
if you were looking closely, you might just catch a glimpse of a tall redhead with the brightest yellow eyes you've ever seen dancing slowly with a shorter blonde wearing an alarming amount of tartan, both of whom were staring at the other with the most adoring smile you've seen in a long time
we are among you
reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts
this is so precious what
questions and statements are very welcome :D
bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements
this is so cute omg
Retired Timelords 😃
“But the TARDIS does your hair?”
“It…uh it does”
Something about the doctors delivery there makes me think this is like the time lord equivalent of your mum doing your hair xD
he did WHAT
kudos to Ncuti Gatwa to be the first doctor who to say Yas Queen, to an actual litteral queen
yall the hyperfixations were hyperfixating so i made this blog about it They/He/She ❤🧡🤍🩷💜🤍💚 #translivesarehumanlives🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
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