Sometimes Im Like "wow Holy Shit Im Being Really Fucking Annoying. I Should Stop Talking" And Then I

greedy motherfucker

she is plant, her snack is the sun!!!!

WHERE IS THE TREAT FOR THE BEAN????? GIVE HER!!! TREAT!!!!

Whyd they make the Blaze button so big? Tumblr making your button bigger isnt gonna make me any less broke sorry pal

partner is playing inscryption and accidentally referred to the mycologists as the gynecologist. bro i do NOT want their mushroom spores anywhere NEAR my pussy‼️

is anyone else constantly afraid they’ll be “caught” doing stuff they’re obviously allowed or even supposed to do

tickles me pink when you get a quest to kill ghosts in an rpg. like yeah this massive broadsword is gonna do just fine against these things.no rites no helping them move on just fucking cleaving them in twain

i started playing voices of the void and oh my god i think its the best game ever??? Invisible alien catgirls steal my atv and feed me yogurt while i sleep. and also the horrors.

“Bleh, stummy hurt, maybe if i go to bed i’ll feel better” i say, before scrolling tumblr for the next hour

Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.