God I Wish I Could Be As Cool As This Guy

do NOT let ingo and emmet around this motherfucker, he will be dead on the curb within HOURS

“Use tags to help your posts reach your target audience” bitch please i dont have a target audience. I toss my ramblings out into the void and if anyone sees them, well, good for them

thats how the coochie crumbles or whatever. um: wait a minute

did uou guys fucking see that..

I need to find whoever made this image and give them a hug because it has made my life better in so many ways

"Did you hear about what [insert celebrity] did -"

cant even eat sandwich anymore. because of the Curse.

It’s tough being a Ceruledge…

i started playing voices of the void and oh my god i think its the best game ever??? Invisible alien catgirls steal my atv and feed me yogurt while i sleep. and also the horrors.

“haha eurydice??? yeah, eurydeece NUTS!!!!”

I say. My lover turns around to give me an annoyed glance, turning me to ash and sending me back to hell