how to tell the difference between romantic and platonic feelings for dummies 101 thank you and goodnight
James, trying to teach Remus: step one of flirting, eye contact.
Remus: I am...intensely.
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Sirius: Remus, why are you glaring at me like i owe you money?
REMINDER TO EVERYONE IN THE MARAUDERS FANDOM THAT IT WOULDNT EXIST WITHOUT THEM
this is so barty core
Evan: You know, Regulus gives Potter flowers all the time. I wish you’d do that too.
Barty: Whatever you say, love.
*sometime later*
Barty: Here you go.
James, holding flowers: Thank you??
Barty: I’m as confused as you are.
lord take all of my pain and sufferig and give it to elon musk
How do I let my teacher know just why The Black Phone is in my top 3 movies without letting slip the 10 fanfics i’ve written…
being a marauders fan also comes with genuinely becoming obsessed with david bowie and his music
why was my walk home lowkey giving robin from the black phone…
college au where regulus is absolutely awful at math and goes to the library every day trying to study with no success.
one day, after a coffee break, he goes back to his desk only to find mocking and kinda flirty notes (but with the right answers!) all over his books. this thing keeps happening at least twice a week and every time the notes are more flirtatious and regulus will never admit it but he likes it a bit too much.
so he starts writing short answers on his own book, effectively starting a very non conventional conversation with the mysterious person who keeps entertaining him.
imagine his surprise when one day during his break the coffee shop is closed and he goes back to the library only to find soccer team captain james potter writing on his book with a minecraft pencil.