Wolfstar Is My Serotonin, Dopamine, Endorphins, And Emotional Support Illegal Substance.

evan:

barty:

jegulus raising harry w barty babysitting

barty: okay, little guy, what's that word you're going to call your papa!?

two yr old harry: stinky!

barty: perfect! and the word for your dad?

harry: asshole!

barty: nice! amazing! perfect! you're ready to go home!

“that character is problematic” i am sick and twisted. next

what a good day to remember that butch lesbians (ESPECIALLY trans, poc, and/or fat butch lesbians) aren’t fucking predatory 

can you trigger tag bisexuality please

no but i can fuck both your parents

Lily: I was late by three minutes today

Lily: I guess you could call me a real baddie, a rebel if I may

Remus: Such a rebel

Remus: I was late by forty minutes

Lily: Woah… okay no need to flex your rebelness on me

People say that Wolfstar never happened in canon and yet every cell in my body disagrees.

i actually can’t can we please popularize the black phone again i NEED brance fanfics to be back… i can only find ones on wattpad and i swear i’ve read them all… recommendations are greatly appreciated round here…